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Frivolous FieldHouse Fun
I love alliteration. Had 2 nice ones tonight.
First, Someone came in asking for a manilla folder
Still don't know why she thought we might have one. It somehow made sense to her and I applaud her mind's failed attempt at logic.
The Second, 2 girls came in 30 minutes after we opened asking for directions to Health Services. Please enjoy the ensuing conversation:
Me-As always
M-supervisor
G1-girl 1
G2- Duh
G1- Where is Health Services?
Me- It's just down the street, but I believe they already closed for the night. Is that right M.
M- Yeah, they're closed already.
G1-Do you know where we could some condoms?
Me-Oh, that's Health Enhancement and they closed already too.
G2-Oh that's what this condom counter sign is for.
G1-This sucks we need a bunch of condoms for are party.
(At this point M and I look at each other)
M-Well then should have the guys bring them.
G2-There aren't going to be any guys there.
(M and I look at each other again)
Me-Well all I can suggest is to go to Walgreens.
G1- But that costs money.
M-Sorry.
G1&2 depart condomless to places unknown
To Me M-Buncha condoms for a guyless party, huh?
Wonder what's going on there.
Me- It would be rude to laugh at them
Some may be wondering why we didn't hand out some of the extras Health Enhancement leaves out. Well they're really not ours and there is a limited supply which these girls would have exhausted if we gave them the amount they needed.
Til I post again.
First, Someone came in asking for a manilla folder
Still don't know why she thought we might have one. It somehow made sense to her and I applaud her mind's failed attempt at logic.The Second, 2 girls came in 30 minutes after we opened asking for directions to Health Services. Please enjoy the ensuing conversation:
Me-As always
M-supervisor
G1-girl 1
G2- Duh
G1- Where is Health Services?
Me- It's just down the street, but I believe they already closed for the night. Is that right M.
M- Yeah, they're closed already.
G1-Do you know where we could some condoms?
Me-Oh, that's Health Enhancement and they closed already too.
G2-Oh that's what this condom counter sign is for.
G1-This sucks we need a bunch of condoms for are party.
(At this point M and I look at each other)
M-Well then should have the guys bring them.
G2-There aren't going to be any guys there.
(M and I look at each other again)
Me-Well all I can suggest is to go to Walgreens.
G1- But that costs money.
M-Sorry.
G1&2 depart condomless to places unknown
To Me M-Buncha condoms for a guyless party, huh?
Wonder what's going on there.Me- It would be rude to laugh at them
Some may be wondering why we didn't hand out some of the extras Health Enhancement leaves out. Well they're really not ours and there is a limited supply which these girls would have exhausted if we gave them the amount they needed.
Til I post again.
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