Superior Explosive Diarrhea (ew)

[crazylegs]

hehe, triple chocolate chunk...made 'em myself!
on second thought, i think i'll keep it...

Thats not fair.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Thats not fair.

All right...you're in England, right? I'll go down to the beach here and send it out on the next tide.

[crazylegs]

All right...you're in England, right? I'll go down to the beach here and send it out on the next tide.

Sounds good, I'll await it on the next bore! (Tidal wave on the local river)

[unholypet]

speaking of teh mens room being spotless...im a toilet cleaner by trade.....its always teh ladies taht are a mess....with teh gents its mostly dirt of work-boots etc...not deliberate acts

In the resteraunt/pizza delivery place I'm at, it's always the men's room full of crap and pee and used paper on the floor. The women's is rarely touched by customers.

[crazylegs]

In the resteraunt/pizza delivery place I'm at, it's always the men's room full of crap and pee and used paper on the floor. The women's is rarely touched by customers.

Having seen my fair share of all toilets for the last few years, I can safely say the mens is usually the worst, but its low level urine and soaked paper, but when the womens is bad, they make up for all the time its clean.

[Alpha Strike]

Wow. Talk about vile.

I can imagine splatter if you were sick or couldn't control your bowels. But to do it so bad it's all over your hands and to walk around like that? And then to leave a trail? I'm not sure which aspect of that would be more humiliating...

You're to be commended for your rather... clinical style of approaching things. You must have seen many a nasty bathroom to have taken this in stride...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Having seen my fair share of all toilets for the last few years, I can safely say the mens is usually the worst, but its low level urine and soaked paper, but when the womens is bad, they make up for all the time its clean.

When I was at Store1 they had to stop putting paper towels in the men's room because they kept stuffing them in the urinals and flooding the place...don't know if they still aren't allowed paper towels or not...

[unholypet]

When I was at Store1 they had to stop putting paper towels in the men's room because they kept stuffing them in the urinals and flooding the place...don't know if they still aren't allowed paper towels or not...

AHHH!! I hate that..

God forbid they do it in a figure eight paper wad... That's the toughest to get out.

[MrDelirious]

AHHH!! I hate that..

God forbid they do it in a figure eight paper wad... That's the toughest to get out.

Oh god. There's a lexicon for this stuff.

[unholypet]

Many different ways to do that stuff >_> I'm sure no one would want to hear them

[crazylegs]

I'm sure no one would want to hear them

I repeat my previous comment regarding my stomach and cement mixers!

[Quicksilver]

The best way to clean up a mess like the one described in the opening post.........is to use a hose. Trust me.

[BookstoreEscapee]

The best way to clean up a mess like the one described in the opening post.........is to use a hose. Trust me.

Personally I think the best way is to call in the professionals.

Not SC-related (at least as far as I know; I don't know what caused it), but once in Store1 the bathroom in Starbucks had a bad plumbing backup. The bathrooms share a wall with B&N's receiving room, and the flood seeped through the concrete wall several feet into receiving. We managed to move most of the boxes against the wall out of the way, but a few of them went straight into the dumpster. Starbucks had to rip up their carpet that night (and they only had the front half of the store carpeted; the bathrooms are at the back of the store, so that should give you an idea of how bad this flood was). They had to call in the pros, of course, and we had industrial fans going in receiving for a couple of days.

The fun part was explaining to customers why Starbucks was closed.