CC=Cheapo customer
Me=
CC : You people are expensive! I can't believe how expensive you are! It's SO expensive! How much is this cd?
Me, flipping it over to reveal that price that apparently is only visible to staff : It's £5.99 sir.
CC : They used to be £4.99, why isn't it £4.99? You people have gotten SO expensive! You used to be sooo cheap!
Me, internally sighing : They were £4.99 for 12 years sir, then the company that produces them put the price up by a pound somewhere around christmas about two years back.
CC : I'm not paying £5.99 for it! I'll get it for £4.99 at *the competition* You people have got SO expensive! I can't believe how expensive you've got! And you're SO unhelpful!
Me, already had a long day : Fair enough sir.
CC : What happened to you people, you used to be so much nicer and SO much cheaper! I can't believe you got so expensive! How much is that book ? *points to local history book clearly labled on the front with the price*
Me, turning and reading the same lable he can see : It's £9.00 sir.
CC : They used to be £7! I'm not paying £9 for it! I'll get it at *the competition* for £7! This used to be such a nice shop when you were cheaper!
Me, leaning heavily on counter and longing for lunch : Fair enough sir.
CC : Aren't you going to stop me going to *the competition*?! You used to care what your customers thought of you! You used to be so much better when you were cheaper! You got so EXPENSIVE! *massive gesticulating hand movements, presumably to demonstrate how EXPENSIVE we've apparently got...ya know...just in case you missed that.*
Me, somehow resisting the raised brow and a comment about caring for CUSTOMERS...the ones that actually BUY STUFF, not go off on cheapskate rants : I can assure you sir, we still do care what our customers think, and you're free to shop where you like in order to get the price you prefer.
CC : Fine then, I'll go to them! Since you got SO EXPENSIVE!
He leaves, I see him walk over the road to the competition. Five minutes later he walks back in to my shop.
CC : You and *the competition* are in league together! The price was the same over there! Price fixing is illegal! I want a discount! You're ALL SO EXPENSIVE!
Me, stifling a yawn : Sir, as I already told you, you are free to shop wherever you wish, neither we nor *the competition* is forcing you to shop here if you don't like the prices the publishers set for those items. There isn't anything we can do about set price items.
CC : Give me both of them for £10 and I won't sue you!
My Manager, walking up the shop and giving me the look (she's a redhead, I know THE LOOK) : Give me a reason not to throw you out of the shop!
CC rushes out the shop looking scared and I stand behind the counter kinking with giggles...I love my manager...
Me=
CC : You people are expensive! I can't believe how expensive you are! It's SO expensive! How much is this cd?
Me, flipping it over to reveal that price that apparently is only visible to staff : It's £5.99 sir.
CC : They used to be £4.99, why isn't it £4.99? You people have gotten SO expensive! You used to be sooo cheap!
Me, internally sighing : They were £4.99 for 12 years sir, then the company that produces them put the price up by a pound somewhere around christmas about two years back.
CC : I'm not paying £5.99 for it! I'll get it for £4.99 at *the competition* You people have got SO expensive! I can't believe how expensive you've got! And you're SO unhelpful!
Me, already had a long day : Fair enough sir.
CC : What happened to you people, you used to be so much nicer and SO much cheaper! I can't believe you got so expensive! How much is that book ? *points to local history book clearly labled on the front with the price*
Me, turning and reading the same lable he can see : It's £9.00 sir.
CC : They used to be £7! I'm not paying £9 for it! I'll get it at *the competition* for £7! This used to be such a nice shop when you were cheaper!
Me, leaning heavily on counter and longing for lunch : Fair enough sir.
CC : Aren't you going to stop me going to *the competition*?! You used to care what your customers thought of you! You used to be so much better when you were cheaper! You got so EXPENSIVE! *massive gesticulating hand movements, presumably to demonstrate how EXPENSIVE we've apparently got...ya know...just in case you missed that.*
Me, somehow resisting the raised brow and a comment about caring for CUSTOMERS...the ones that actually BUY STUFF, not go off on cheapskate rants : I can assure you sir, we still do care what our customers think, and you're free to shop where you like in order to get the price you prefer.
CC : Fine then, I'll go to them! Since you got SO EXPENSIVE!
He leaves, I see him walk over the road to the competition. Five minutes later he walks back in to my shop.
CC : You and *the competition* are in league together! The price was the same over there! Price fixing is illegal! I want a discount! You're ALL SO EXPENSIVE!
Me, stifling a yawn : Sir, as I already told you, you are free to shop wherever you wish, neither we nor *the competition* is forcing you to shop here if you don't like the prices the publishers set for those items. There isn't anything we can do about set price items.
CC : Give me both of them for £10 and I won't sue you!
My Manager, walking up the shop and giving me the look (she's a redhead, I know THE LOOK) : Give me a reason not to throw you out of the shop!
CC rushes out the shop looking scared and I stand behind the counter kinking with giggles...I love my manager...
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