Guys buying tampons or pads

[Lady Heather]

I only did this once, and thank the gods the customer didn't hear it.
Lady buys vibrator, ring up, pays, and I say: "Thank you! Come again!" My sales associate starts cracking up, it takes me a full min. to realize what I said.

Have this regular customer, nice guy, entertains us by breakdancing when we're slow. He buys a pack of flavored condoms and says they are a gift for his girl of the week. I with mock helpfullness "Do you need them gift wraped, sir?" He replies: "That wouldn't make much sense. They are the wraping!"

[Pagan]

Anyone remember the movie, "Mr. Mom"?

Seriously though, I've run into a lot of women that get all embarrassed when they have to buy them. Why? Most people know what happens to most women once a month and what has to be done about it. (I only have to deal with it once every 3 months - thank you Seasonique!)

It's like women that used to come up to me in the stores and whisper, "Where's the ladies' room?" C'mon, we all pee and everyone knows it! I even like to quote Sean from Psyche, "I need to pee-pee."