Crazy (Literally) Customers

[iradney]

I, Lady Heater of the Court of the Nightside do hereby request that you send Threezillion dollars to my Country. "We" (royal plural) need the money to apease the gods. The Money will be burned at the Protection Ceramoney. The light of the burning money will hold the Darkness at bay. "We" thank you in advance for your money.

Sad part it would probably work.

I can give you...*counts contents of wallet* 35 cents (South African) and a till slip...

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Tell her that her husband is a Mugu, and that also his father mated with a goat.

[Record Store Tough Guy]

Tell her that her husband is a Mugu, and that also his father mated with a goat.

MUGU KEEP OFF I DEY LAND HERE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO