PENIS!

[Jadedcarguy]

If you could siphon off the rage from about 6 month's worth of drunken Scottish soccer fans, bury it beneath the bitter crust of earth formed out of all the feelings Barney inspires in everyone over the age of 6 then let that sit for a 1000 years being compressed between the global resentment of the Bush administration and what everyone with an IQ beyond that of day old toast thinks of Paris Hilton. There it will slowly compress into a dark, bitter diamond of hate as black as Dick Cheney's heart. A festering jewel of resentment that can cut the weak glass of happiness like a hot knife through I Can't Believe it's not Butter.

That just made me pee a little.

[Gravekeeper]

Did you mean to write this on purpose?

No, actually. ><

GK...keeper of the fangirls and the fanGUYS. Rowr.

I'm not sure how I feel about the broadening demographic. ;p

These two lines were on their own responsible for giving my roommates the idea that I had either a woman or a sex toy in my room with me, based on all the laughing, giggling, and gasping for air. I am not sure whether to thank you or curse your name.....

The forum kept trying to link it as a real email on me. But feel free to curse me. Many do.

Two words: verbal art.

As opposed to "Bitter vitriol"? -.-



Lord, tonight is shaping up marvelously already...there's some real freaks outside tonight.

[Becks]

In pink camo, of course!

Good idea!!

I'm not sure how I feel about the broadening demographic. ;p

Embrace it. I have a male harem and oodles of fangirls.

[blas]

It's a wonder you and Kara are still sane, it truly is. I mean, I see some stupidity here and there everyday, some of my friends are a french fry short of a happy meal....but I mean........if I got calls like that on a daily basis.......if I ever had a trainee who was truly that stupid, I'd explode. I truly would.