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  • Literacy!!!

    Firstly, hi everybody! This is my first post.

    As you probably guessed from my user name I am a student. This means I work in the summer holidays... my first story comes from my very first summer job at the tender age of 19. I was working as a receptionist in an opticians in the small country town my parents live in. In general, the customers were great, but this one just took the cake... This was a few years ago so probably isn't exactly right. Anyway, here goes!

    SW - Sucky woman
    Me -

    SW: Hello, I would like to order some contact lenses.
    Me: Sure, what's your name please, I'll just look up your records.
    SW: * looks horrified when she realises I don't know who she is. Mutters something to that effect* It's (names changed!) Jane Smith-Harbrook, I'm the vet.
    Me: OK... *looks through filing cabinet, no sign of a Jane Smith-Harbrook*.
    SW: Well?
    Me: One moment, I seem to be having trouble finding your records.
    SW: It's Jane Smith-Harbrook!!
    Me: *keeps looking, rising panic* Sorry madam, we don't seem to have any records for you, they must be elsewhere.
    SW: Well take down my details then.
    Me: Ok *very flustered by this point*

    At which point I realised that her name was Jane Smith and her HOUSE was called Harbrook. Ridiculous. At this point I was so flustered I made a silly spelling mistake - I spelled the name of the town wrong. Stupid, yes. Did I deserve the following? No.

    SW: Oh, you're obviously not from round here.
    Me: *smiling* Actually, I've lived here all my life.
    SW: Hmph, well it's just literacy then isn't it!! *voice dripping with disdain*
    Me: *urge to kill, rising* I think you'll find I'm an English Literature student. (At one of the best universities in the country and the world, in fact - didn't say that though)
    SW: Hmph, well the people they let in these days *mutter mutter*

    By this point I was white and shaking with anger... stupid woman. Good job my colleague was with me, I don't know what I'd have done otherwise! Needless to say, once she'd given me her ACTUAL name, I managed to find her records (oh for a computerised system...) and ordered her contact lenses. The message I left on her answerphone when they came in was perfectly polite, but.. icy. My colleagues told me that she's often like that - entitlement.. gah.

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    Me: Sure, what's your name please, I'll just look up your records.
    SW: * looks horrified when she realises I don't know who she is. Mutters something to that effect* It's (names changed!) Jane Smith-Harbrook, I'm the vet.
    Gasp! How dare you not know the great Jane Smith! Why, didn't you know she's a legend among women and we mere mortal peons must bow and scrape before her??

    I kid (obviously). What a horrendous bitch that woman was. I hate customers who oblivious to the fact that they are stressing the employees out. Overall, you handled it much better than I would have. I'm extremely unpleasant to be around when I'm stressed.

    SW: Hmph, well it's just literacy then isn't it!! *voice dripping with disdain*
    Why sure it is, Ms. Smith of Whorebrook House!

    Sorry, it was funnier in my head.

    Welcome to Customers Suck! We're happy to have ya!
    "I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."~Mae West

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    • #3
      Welcome to Customerssuck, Penniless! Or should I call you Student? Maybe P.S.?

      I know how you feel when it comes to getting insulted for your literacy. I remember one teacher... -shudder as flashbacks of terror rise to the surface-

      ANYWAY, yeah, that woman deserves a good smack in the head. Even if you were a babbling idiot (And of course you're not), drooling and staring wildly at the ceiling, she had no need to insult you. I bet she'd react rather unprofessionally if someone walked up to her and said that!

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      • #4
        Welcome to the boards, pull up an ergonomically designed chair of your choice and enjoy the show

        How often does Ms Smith come in for her contacts, are they a pair a year type or are they disposable?

        With a spot of luck you won't have to deal with her much.
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #5
          Quoth Marxfan View Post
          Overall, you handled it much better than I would have. I'm extremely unpleasant to be around when I'm stressed.
          You took the words right out of my mouth. I'd have probably hung up on her (read: a very matter-of-fact way of stating I am refusing you service ). My manager rocks, so I probably wouldn't have a problem with it. I don't recommend that to everyone, though.

          And, of course, the official: to

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          • #6
            Quoth Marxfan View Post
            Gasp! How dare you not know the great Jane Smith! Why, didn't you know she's a legend among women and we mere mortal peons must bow and scrape before her??
            Indeed! We should be bowing and grateful that our empty meaningless toil has been visited by someone of such high crass.
            Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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