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  • #31
    Quoth wagegoth View Post

    But then there was this one new doctor's assistant. She asked me if there was any chance I could be pregnant. I told her no, I've had a tubal ligation. She then asked if I had had sex since my last period. I looked at her like she had two heads, and asked, "Why?"

    "Because we want to be sure you're not pregnant, so if you have had sex, we'll want to do a pregnancy test."

    "I've had a tubal ligation."

    She repeats herself. Then I realize that she obviously has no clue what a tubal ligation is.
    The exact same thing happened to my mother, word to word.

    ...

    Mama?
    Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

    "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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