Strange statements

[Phone Jockey]

Email: "It is very aggravating having to push numerous buttons to turn the TVs on and off."

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The tech told the customer that the “cable man” is coming. This frightened the customer.

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Customer: "To get anything done correctly with you people, it has been like unto pulling the teeth of all my family members and watching them bleed. But word of mouth can be a “non pretty thing” when applied in a negative manner."

[Imogene]

Customer: "To get anything done correctly with you people, it has been like unto pulling the teeth of all my family members and watching them bleed.

I'll show you a tight-ass who can't find a cheap enough dentist...


What the Hell are you doing tearing out your family's teeth?

[TNT]

My favorite comments were these:

1. A customer wanted cable wired a different way then the tech wanted it wired. He said, "Okay, but I'm writing it down." She said, jokingly, "Does that it mean it goes it my permanent cable record?" I knew she could take it, so I said, "Yes. No matter where you go, no matter what cable company you use, they'll see that on your record."

2. Customer: The cable man said the problem could be probably fixed inside, but if it couldn't... then he got this really scary look and said, "if not, the problem is... out there." Where's "out there?"
Me: It's a scary place no one wants to go to.

[ArenaBoy]

Email: "It is very aggravating having to push numerous buttons to turn the TVs on and off."

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But you're giving your fingers a great workout!

The tech told the customer that the “cable man” is coming. This frightened the customer.

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Citizens of TV! I am The Cable Man!!! The most evil villain of all TV! Try and stop me DirecTV! My arch enemy!

Customer: "To get anything done correctly with you people, it has been like unto pulling the teeth of all my family members and watching them bleed. But word of mouth can be a “non pretty thing” when applied in a negative manner."

He didn't star in a movie called the Marathon Man did he?