Heres one to think about,
If all your customers are sucky, and you ban them all, then have no job because theres no customers, is that good or bad?
I think I'm running out of customers....
Anyway onto the beer store suckage
Me- a.k.a surly from duff gardens
SC- a**hole who thinks I'm supposed to dig through trash
SC - *walks in with 2 green garbage bags * " I have 120 cans in here "
Me - " Sir, I have told you before that I cannot accept empties back like that. You will have to put them into trays so I can see how many there are. "
SC - " C'mon buddy I didn't have any F***ing trays at home. Can't you just dump them? "
Me - " I have trays here, and you were in here earlier this morning buying a 12 pack why didn't you ask me for trays then? "
SC - " Ahhh C'mon this is bulls**t, "
Me - " I can't take your word for over ten dollars in returns
SC - " F***, just gimme the damn trays then "
* SC begins to rifle through backs muttering more curses *
Me - " Listen buddy, theres no need to get upset with me because I'm doing my job, and if you can't stop swearing at me then you can take your business else where "
SC - " Fine, F*** you then "
* Little did he know thats what I actually wanted to hear *
Me - " see ya "
* Stoms out, leaving behind the two garbage bags on the floor in front of my counter, as well as the trays *
Me - " Have a Have a GREAT NIGHT "
SC - " your an A**hole "
* SC exits , then comes back in 5 seconds later *
SC - " I'm not leaving my ten bucks for you "
Me - " cool, I can assure you that I don't need your ten bucks I make a fine living thanks. "
* SC begins to pipe up again as exiting the store *
Me - " This conversation is over, Get out "
SC - ( To incoming customers ) " Don't buy any F***ing beer from here !"
* New customer is another regular who is now laughing at the SC and asks me why hes throwing a hissy fit *
The Sc also mentioned on his way out he'd be calling corporate. This just makes me happy. I fire off an immediate email, verbatum of the transaction.
I come in this morning to a reply email.
Bosses tell me that I was justified in not taking the returns as is, I can ban him from the store at my discretion. Also they are inputing a policy where no employee is to touch a bag of empty returns. Tell me to make a sign. Then call me and reaffirm that I shall take no such abuse from customers.
Can't wait till he calls.......LOL
*extra info* I said to my employees 2 years ago never to touch a bag of an returns due to health risks. We had needles returned in bottles before.
Therefore we try to touch them as little as possible and everything has to be in a case visible or in a tray sorted by the returner.
If all your customers are sucky, and you ban them all, then have no job because theres no customers, is that good or bad?
I think I'm running out of customers....
Anyway onto the beer store suckage
Me- a.k.a surly from duff gardens
SC- a**hole who thinks I'm supposed to dig through trash
SC - *walks in with 2 green garbage bags * " I have 120 cans in here "
Me - " Sir, I have told you before that I cannot accept empties back like that. You will have to put them into trays so I can see how many there are. "
SC - " C'mon buddy I didn't have any F***ing trays at home. Can't you just dump them? "
Me - " I have trays here, and you were in here earlier this morning buying a 12 pack why didn't you ask me for trays then? "
SC - " Ahhh C'mon this is bulls**t, "
Me - " I can't take your word for over ten dollars in returns
SC - " F***, just gimme the damn trays then "
* SC begins to rifle through backs muttering more curses *
Me - " Listen buddy, theres no need to get upset with me because I'm doing my job, and if you can't stop swearing at me then you can take your business else where "
SC - " Fine, F*** you then "
* Little did he know thats what I actually wanted to hear *
Me - " see ya "
* Stoms out, leaving behind the two garbage bags on the floor in front of my counter, as well as the trays *
Me - " Have a Have a GREAT NIGHT "
SC - " your an A**hole "
* SC exits , then comes back in 5 seconds later *
SC - " I'm not leaving my ten bucks for you "
Me - " cool, I can assure you that I don't need your ten bucks I make a fine living thanks. "
* SC begins to pipe up again as exiting the store *
Me - " This conversation is over, Get out "
SC - ( To incoming customers ) " Don't buy any F***ing beer from here !"
* New customer is another regular who is now laughing at the SC and asks me why hes throwing a hissy fit *
The Sc also mentioned on his way out he'd be calling corporate. This just makes me happy. I fire off an immediate email, verbatum of the transaction.
I come in this morning to a reply email.
Bosses tell me that I was justified in not taking the returns as is, I can ban him from the store at my discretion. Also they are inputing a policy where no employee is to touch a bag of empty returns. Tell me to make a sign. Then call me and reaffirm that I shall take no such abuse from customers.
Can't wait till he calls.......LOL
*extra info* I said to my employees 2 years ago never to touch a bag of an returns due to health risks. We had needles returned in bottles before.
Therefore we try to touch them as little as possible and everything has to be in a case visible or in a tray sorted by the returner.

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