Strange ramblings

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: I have snow on my TV.
Me: Ok, let’s have you unplug the box and then plug it back in.
Customer: Ok, I did that. It didn’t help.
Me: Ok, then I need to send a technician.
Customer: (calmly) Well, I am just too mad right now. I’ll just have to call back to schedule the appointment. Boy am I ever mad. (click)

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Me: How may I help you, sir?
Customer: Word up!

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Me: Your name, sir?
Customer: I’m a tourist!

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Customer: My ear won’t let me hear you..

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Customer: My area has a lot of outages. I think it’s “perceptible” to those things.

[ArenaBoy]

Customer: I have snow on my TV.
Me: Ok, let’s have you unplug the box and then plug it back in.
Customer: Ok, I did that. It didn’t help.
Me: Ok, then I need to send a technician.
Customer: (calmly) Well, I am just too mad right now. I’ll just have to call back to schedule the appointment. Boy am I ever mad. (click)

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I'm mad as hell, and I'm NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Me: How may I help you, sir?
Customer: Word up!

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Yo yo yo yo G, you be fixin' that cable! Hells yeah!

Me: Your name, sir?
Customer: I’m a tourist!

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To the tune of Rock Me Amadeus: I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist! Oh!

Customer: My ear won’t let me hear you..

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Clean it out.

Customer: My area has a lot of outages. I think it’s “perceptible” to those things.

No comment.

[Jacen]

Me: How may I help you, sir?
Customer: Word up!
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Word up? What?

[Phone Jockey]

Word up? What?

Yeah, "word up." Apparently, I'm his homey.