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  • I PAID CASH!!

    While at Office max, I worked there for about 6 months before being "semi-promoted" to working the returns counter so I wouldn't have to call a manager or supervisor to key in a return. Back then, (1998-99), we had to have the customer fill out "Special Transaction Form" (STR's) with name, address and phone number when making a return. Most people filled them out with little or no problems, etc. It was a pain but it's what we had to do.

    One old man came in to return a printer, and I handed him a form to fill out. He immediately balked and yelled, saying that he paid cash and didn't need to give us his name and address. I informed him that he'd need to fill out the form if he wanted his money back, and refused, repeating "I PAID CASH!!!" at each request.

    After about 5 minutes, the manager came out (we'll call him R., the best manager I worked for there) and told him how we required information if he wanted to make a return, so he could either fill out the form and leave. The guy filled out the form, and snatched his refund, yelling he was never coming back again. Guess there goes our business!



    Happy Thanksgiving!!

  • #2
    Quoth Quitbuggingmeandgoaway View Post
    The guy filled out the form, and snatched his refund, yelling he was never coming back again.
    LOL, he goes in there to make a return, YOU give HIM money and he claims he is never coming back. That makes perfect sense.

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    • #3
      Those are my favorite.

      "I'm never coming here again."

      One time I almost asked, "Can I get that in writing?"

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      • #4
        Quoth Quitbuggingmeandgoaway View Post
        The guy filled out the form, and snatched his refund, yelling he was never coming back again. Guess there goes our business!
        It sounds like a win-win situation for all!

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        • #5
          The guy filled out the form, and snatched his refund, yelling he was never coming back again. Guess there goes our business!
          Oh, in that case we need you to fill out this form, initial your return form here and we will need a small piece of skin from the back of your neck for DNA verification.
          "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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          • #6
            Quoth Dark Psion View Post
            Oh, in that case we need you to fill out this form, initial your return form here and we will need a small piece of skin from the back of your neck for DNA verification.
            Nah, they just swab the inside of your mouth.
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Quoth Soulstealer View Post
              Nah, they just swab the inside of your mouth.
              Hair, very satisfying to pull a clump out of an irritating customer, don't even need to try and get a customers mouth open (not that they're ever shut)
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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