Quoth smileyeagle1021
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Me =

EMD = Ebonic Math Dude
Me: Your total is $9.53
EMD: *hands over a dollar*
Me: Sir?
EMD: Well? It's not that hard to figure out the math.
Me: You're 8.53 short, sir.
EMD: I only have a dollar, make it work.
Me: Sir, I don't know what planet you come from where $1 is worth more than $10, unless you meant to hand me a note of 1 pound sterling, in which case, I'd still need more AND we don't do currency exchange here. There's a place across the street that can help you.
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