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Well my trip to the pub was livened up this afternoon by a commotion
Mr A was waiting for his food to arrive so went upstairs to the bathroom.
Whilst he was gone, his food turned up.
Then from out of the street, Mr B walks in and sits down at the table and starts tucking into Mr A's food.
Mr A's dining partner Miss C dumps a pint over Mr B's head telling him 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?'
Mr A returns from the bathroom to find his dinner all over the floor, and his pint over an angry stranger who is being seized by the barmaid and two waiters.
Mr B was warbling about he would try to fight anyone who had a go at his girlfriend.
Miss C who is now ready to knock seven bells out of him is pointing out that she is not his girlfriend and does not know who the fuck he is.
In the commotion,Mr B made a run for it whilst the police were called and Mr A's meal was replaced(he was the most chill of all-he just wanted to get his rightfully owned food and drink so he could tuck in).
A few minutes later Mr B attempted to return and kick in the door.
If he had've got inside there were several angry staff and customers waiting to receive him. However he never made it that far.
The first set of doors flew open but the second set opened outwards and bounced him back out onto the pavement which may have woken up the brain cell as he decided to flee for good.
And that was my entertainment for the day...
Mr A was waiting for his food to arrive so went upstairs to the bathroom.
Whilst he was gone, his food turned up.
Then from out of the street, Mr B walks in and sits down at the table and starts tucking into Mr A's food.
Mr A's dining partner Miss C dumps a pint over Mr B's head telling him 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?'
Mr A returns from the bathroom to find his dinner all over the floor, and his pint over an angry stranger who is being seized by the barmaid and two waiters.
Mr B was warbling about he would try to fight anyone who had a go at his girlfriend.
Miss C who is now ready to knock seven bells out of him is pointing out that she is not his girlfriend and does not know who the fuck he is.
In the commotion,Mr B made a run for it whilst the police were called and Mr A's meal was replaced(he was the most chill of all-he just wanted to get his rightfully owned food and drink so he could tuck in).
A few minutes later Mr B attempted to return and kick in the door.
If he had've got inside there were several angry staff and customers waiting to receive him. However he never made it that far.
The first set of doors flew open but the second set opened outwards and bounced him back out onto the pavement which may have woken up the brain cell as he decided to flee for good.
And that was my entertainment for the day...
Wow. Clearly I am going to all the wrong restaurants!
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