Refrigerated Weiner Lovin'

[worddork]

Why are people allowed to graduate?

Because if a teacher fails them, their mumies and dadies would sue, that and in Califorina the passing score for the high school exit exam is 60%. Schools are afraid to hold students back.

[XCashier]

Ringo, seeing an....opportunity.....accepted the hot dog, took it out of the box, stuffed it halfway down his pants so the top half was sticking out of his pants. Then proceeded to stagger across the store and feverishly hump the ice cream cooler with his fantastic 100% all beef supplementary penis. ...Only to stumble back to the line and begin trying to hit on the two girls in line....with the hot dog still sticking out of his pants ( +Mustard ).

Moron + too much booze = Instant Total Fwit!

Naturally, he needs a hot dog. His own equipment requires a high-power microscope and a pair of tweezers to find.

[SpyOne]

2The shock was enough to stun even the clerks into silence and God only knows the sights they've seen.

So for one brief moment I was actually thankful for my job.

We have seen sights that would boggle the mind, and drive the sanity from lesser men.

I guess the grass is always greener but the customers are always suckier: I don't think I could possibly work in a call center. Sometimes I think the only thing that keeps me from giving SCs the telling-off they so despirately deserve is the remote chance of getting hit in the face.

[AriRashkae]

OK, I freely admit I would probably not get all 50 states, but I would definitely get Alaska and Hawaii...and the West Coast, probably all of the East Coast, Texas....it's really all those squarish middle states that throw me...

GK, I love the kitty. He's just adorabable .

I could get about 35 or so for certain, maybe up to 40, before the MidWest screwed with me. I can, at least, put in all the capitals as well, Thanks to Animaniacs.

More than any US history class ever taught me.

[Becks]

I can, at least, put in all the capitals as well, Thanks to Animaniacs.

I'm sorry. You forgot to put it in the form of a question.

[aniwahya]

Ha! As a Midwesterner it's always the East Coast that screws me up. =p

[Imogene]

Thanks to Animaniacs.

And yet, my Dad's scared that I can sing along nearly perfectly to both the States/Capitals, and the Countries of the World...
Hello? I can at least use them as Mnemonic devices if I ever get caught by an extremely stupid supervillain who wants me to recite the states/capitals, or the countries of the world...
I would be a terrible superhero...

[Geek King]

And yet, my Dad's scared that I can sing along nearly perfectly to both the States/Capitals, and the Countries of the World...
Hello? I can at least use them as Mnemonic devices if I ever get caught by an extremely stupid supervillain who wants me to recite the states/capitals, or the countries of the world...
I would be a terrible superhero...

Not as bad as this one, though. Heart!