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Anyway, so I am the head chef at a corporate cafeteria. Which means, we have the most impatient asswipes as customers.
Today, a SC orders a cheese burger from the grill. (because they are so impatient we actually have to precook the burgers to about medium. They will actually not wait the 5 minutes it takes to cook one fresh)
My grill cook finishes the burger and gives it to the SC.
SC: "it's cold."
Grill cook: rolls his eyes, takes the burger from her, and temps it.
"the temp is 170, it is not cold"
Hands it back.
I kindly explain to her. "The burger is not cold, the cheese is cold."
SC: "Well if the burger was hot the cheese would have melted."
Me: "Mam, cheese does not melt instantly, if you want your cheese melted, your burger will be overcooked."
SC: rolls her eyes and walks away.
god I wanted to take that burger and shove it in her face.
Today, a SC orders a cheese burger from the grill. (because they are so impatient we actually have to precook the burgers to about medium. They will actually not wait the 5 minutes it takes to cook one fresh)
My grill cook finishes the burger and gives it to the SC.
SC: "it's cold."
Grill cook: rolls his eyes, takes the burger from her, and temps it.
"the temp is 170, it is not cold"
Hands it back.
I kindly explain to her. "The burger is not cold, the cheese is cold."
SC: "Well if the burger was hot the cheese would have melted."
Me: "Mam, cheese does not melt instantly, if you want your cheese melted, your burger will be overcooked."
SC: rolls her eyes and walks away.
god I wanted to take that burger and shove it in her face.