Best Buy, stop sending us your @sshats!

[Pixagi]

Couple of days ago I got a couple of gems that I swear my fiance had to deal with from when he worked at Best Buy.

Here's the first.

Me: Hiya
SC: Really annoying Tourist.

SC: Do you have Guitar Hero for the Wii?
Me: No, we've been out for a while.
SC: You had this morning?
Me: Umm... no. No we didn't. We haven't had it for about 2 weeks.
SC: No, no, my friend get it this morning from here.
Me: (Yeah, sure, if he stole it, even the Nintendo store has been out of stock for awhile) No he didn't. No one's had it for a while.
SC: You no have?
Me: Nope.
SC: -leaves and asks another worker-



This one was a total b!tch...

SC: Entitlement Whore
Me:
CW: Usually cool co-worker who apparently has diarrhea of the mouth.

Me: -Notices woman standing just outside the gaming area- Good evening, ma'am. Can I help you with anything?
SC: I'm waiting for a manager.
Me: Oh, for...? Perhaps I can help you?
SC: I'm waiting for a manager to get me a PSP from the warehouse.
Me: We don't have any PSP's in the warehouse.
CW: Yeah we do ( ) But their for [the event] on Thursday.
Me: Oh, okay, well, they're not going to grab one for you, ma'am. You'll have to wait for Thursday.
SC: Are you a Manager?
Me: No...
SC: I don't want to speak to the likes of you ( ) I want to speak to a manager.
Me: I'm just telling you what a manager would tell you.
SC: -puts down the DVD she had and leaves in a huff-
Me:



Ooo, another favorite:
SC: Why don't you guys have TVs or Computers?
Me: We do. Upstairs.
SC: There isn't a second floor!
Me: ...Yes there is.

[ShootMePlease]

We send you those asshats because we're bloody tired of dealing with them.
You guys have certainly sent us your fair share of asshats, too !!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Just think of it as the Asshat Exchange Program.

[Camry178]

Ooo, another favorite:
SC: Why don't you guys have TVs or Computers?
Me: We do. Upstairs.
SC: There isn't a second floor!
Me: ...Yes there is.

What the hell would I know? I only work here.

[Bagga]

"There isn't a second floor? Goddammit, those frigging shoplifters are getting too damned cocky!"

[AmericanZero8503]

Ooo, another favorite:
SC: Why don't you guys have TVs or Computers?
Me: We do. Upstairs.
SC: There isn't a second floor!
Me: ...Yes there is.

He would know...because he works there of course! No wait, that's you.

I refuse to shop at Best Buy or Circuit City....Circuit City for the shady thing they did where the fired their long term employees and offered to give them their job back at STARTING PAY.

Best Buy....because I don't know how a company can knowingly scam customers by offering them those B.S. service contracts. I bought one for my car stereo when it stopped working I had to jump through hoops just to get a new one. Even going without my car for an afternoon so the audio bay guys could LOOK at it. I didn't know looking took 7 hours.

[Marxfan]

Quoth Pixagi
Ooo, another favorite:
SC: Why don't you guys have TVs or Computers?
Me: We do. Upstairs.
SC: There isn't a second floor!
Me: ...Yes there is.

Better still, in the opposite situation, they're absolutely convinced that there's an upstairs when there isn't. Had a customer wander all over the store before asking where our "upstairs" were. Uh, the closest thing we have to an upstairs is the backroom ladder to the roof for maintenance workers. For some reason, the fact that there were no stairs in sight didn't tip her off.

[Saydrah]

Just think of it as the Asshat Exchange Program.

Can I exchange an asshat for its equivalent cash value?

Thank you sir for the tenth of a cent, I will be on my way!

[Imogene]

Better still, in the opposite situation, they're absolutely convinced that there's an upstairs when there isn't.

*tilt head back, look at exposed venting* "Sir, if we HAVE an upstairs, it is currently uninhabitable."

[mattm04]

Yes, their is a "upstairs," It's called a roof. Fee free to jump off, here's a trash bag that might slow your fall.