From the time I started delivering pizzas to now, I drive a 93' Geo Prism.. She's been a good car, never needed a major repair, I'm a firm believer of if you take good care of your car, she'll take good care of you.
I pulled up at SC's house and he comes to the door, looks past me (As he has done the last 100 times I delivered to him)
SC: What's that your driving?
Me: Geo Prism
SC: Huh, what year?
Me: 93
SC: That's old (everyone has their own opinion on what old is.. Some think a 4 year old car is old while others think a 30 year old car is old)
Me: I guess so
SC: I have a 2007 BWM.. (He rattles off something, I don't remember)
Me: That's nice (Me speak for "I don't care.")
SC: Mines better than yours
Me: That's nice
SC: I probably paid more than 10 times what you drive cost
Me: I wouldn't doubt it.. Now let's see if you can beat all my other customers by tipping me 10 times what they did.
SC isn't listening, he never does, he likes to brag on all the expensive crap he has.. This guy has to be in his 40's, but acts like a teenager. The manager knows him, kinda, says he has never had or known love.
SC: Do you have any other cars?
Lucky I didn't have any other pizzas in my car
Me: I have a 2005, Jeep Grand Cherokee
SC: Why don't you drive on the job?
Me: It's horrible on gas
SC: Why don't you bring it by later and let me check it out
Alright.. Time to cue uncomfortable woman things
Me: No.. I can't, I'm ovulating tonight so my husband and I are going to try to make a baby later.. I bet none of your cars and gadgets can do that.
I normally don't talk that way to any customer, but this guy is just annoying.. All the other drivers beg me to take his pizza to him, I will sometimes, depends on my mood.
I pulled up at SC's house and he comes to the door, looks past me (As he has done the last 100 times I delivered to him)
SC: What's that your driving?
Me: Geo Prism
SC: Huh, what year?
Me: 93
SC: That's old (everyone has their own opinion on what old is.. Some think a 4 year old car is old while others think a 30 year old car is old)
Me: I guess so
SC: I have a 2007 BWM.. (He rattles off something, I don't remember)
Me: That's nice (Me speak for "I don't care.")
SC: Mines better than yours
Me: That's nice
SC: I probably paid more than 10 times what you drive cost
Me: I wouldn't doubt it.. Now let's see if you can beat all my other customers by tipping me 10 times what they did.
SC isn't listening, he never does, he likes to brag on all the expensive crap he has.. This guy has to be in his 40's, but acts like a teenager. The manager knows him, kinda, says he has never had or known love.
SC: Do you have any other cars?
Lucky I didn't have any other pizzas in my car
Me: I have a 2005, Jeep Grand Cherokee
SC: Why don't you drive on the job?
Me: It's horrible on gas
SC: Why don't you bring it by later and let me check it out
Alright.. Time to cue uncomfortable woman things
Me: No.. I can't, I'm ovulating tonight so my husband and I are going to try to make a baby later.. I bet none of your cars and gadgets can do that.
I normally don't talk that way to any customer, but this guy is just annoying.. All the other drivers beg me to take his pizza to him, I will sometimes, depends on my mood.
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