You Broke Both Beds?

[Emrld]

here is a story from my Parents pre children past . . . .they were newlyweds and moving into a furnished apt . . .the previous tenets were supposed to be gone and well my folks were to have access the next day.
My Father left handed engineer (yes he has that boom boom boom everything in its place 10 min early is late mentality) gets everything loaded and Mom and the van at the new place at noon. They go knock on the door . . .the tenants are not out yet.
Well, Dad ends up ticking them off . . .the prior tenants are ready to go but decide nope - we are going to wait till 11:59pm to leave now. So they go back in and wait and ignore my Dad getting ticked pacing outside.
They pass off the keys and tell my folks to have a good night sleep . . . Mom has found their sheets and goes in and makes the bed . . . Dad unloads their few things. Dad gets ready for bed . . .goes and lays down . . ..BOOM bed colapse . . .apparently the prior tenants decided to loosen every screw on the frame.

[Sliceanddice]

ive broken beds before, bye just flopping in them, and new beds too.
Not sex.
In fact the guy well... lets just say for him to do what he suggested he would have had porn star staniama and she had to be high...

[blas]

I'm almost 21 years old and I still jump on the bed.

Except the ceiling here is way too low. I nearly hit that or the fan every time I go uuuuuup........*SMACK* then dooooown.....oooooh my head!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sex isn't interesting? So my wife was right after all.

I didn't get that memo. Did you think to use one of the new cover sheets?

[karma_gypsy]

I am getting the feeling I just left this entire thread wide open

. . . and it went south really fast . . .



I know, that was dumb ...


karma_hasn't broken a bed yet because there is no frame_gypsy



P.S.
Maybe the parents were jumping on the bed (literally!!).

[BookstoreEscapee]

How much do you wanna bet Mummy and Daddy allow their kids to jump on the bed?

Well, kids do love to jump on beds...


(staying out of the gutter)

[gunsage]

Err, I'd like to point out that my wife and I have gone through two new bed frames, not including the one we originally had...but it wasn't because kids were jumping on our bed, I assure you! (though it probably caused one)









(not staying out of the gutter btw)

[Jak_O_Lantern]

??? Is it on the Surgeon General's list?

it is indeed, you just have to crack the code, it usually involves rearranging the letters until they spell out whatever it is you're trying to get them to spell, but it's there alright.