Do you have powers?

[Brentos]

I don't have any powers... I don't even have any good skills.

Like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

[edible_hat]

"Do you have powers?"
"Your head hasn't exploded yet, so I guess not."

[Apocalypse Cookie]

"Everybody already has powers. Mine is making everyone else's powers not work."

[Becks]

"My powers ran away to join the Amish."

[zzapp the witch]

Woman seeks man with power to keep his weiner in his pants where other women are concerned. Power to hold down a job, supply own car, and maintain dental hygiene a must. Also the extra-super power of putting down the toilet seat would be greatly appreciated. Please send mail to Recovering Kinkoid or Mysty Glytter, my personal badass man-screeners.

[Phone Jockey]

I wonder if he wanted to know if you had any "authority" to make decisions/give credit/etc...?? Otherwise, it sounds like he was asking for He-Man.

[Tuxian]

"Ah, yes... the Power! I can fly!"
</Melvin, the Super Hero Guy>

"How far can you fly?"
"How far can you throw me?"

Jeff Dunham is one of the funniest comedians in recent years.