Had a customer and her daughter in today (both above teenage years). Bought roughly $150 worth of random Christmas crap. Older woman starts making out a check. I do my usual, "We'll need a driver's license to do a check."
Woman grunts, which I take for acceptance. Woman finishes check, slides it to me, along with a State Issued ID, not a Driver's license.
RJ: "Er, I don't think I can take this for your check."
"WHAT!"
RJ: "I need a valid driver's license for your check..."
"I don't have one, it was stolen."
RJ: *cringe* "I'm sorry, but we need a driver's license, company policy, I'm pretty certain."
"Well, call a manager to make sure!"
RJ: "Certainly, H? *who, by the way is standing at the register in front of me* We need a Driver's license to do a check, right?"
H: *in her poor, poor sick, scratchy voice* "Yup."
RJ: "Thought so, thanks. *to woman* I can't take your check."
"Well, fine, I'll just have her write a check, and I'll write one to her."
RJ: Whatever floats your boat, miss.
W2 starts writing check, hands it to me, along with her driver's license (huzzah, I don't have to smack her for being just as stupid as her mom!) However, I notice her address on the license and on the check don't match. Oh crap. *on intercom* "MOD to my lane"
MOD S comes to my lane, and I have him verify the check (necessary on any check over $100 anyway, so...)
S looks at the check, asks about the address differences, and signs the check. Oh, that'd be great fun to find out it's not a valid check.
Woman grunts, which I take for acceptance. Woman finishes check, slides it to me, along with a State Issued ID, not a Driver's license.
RJ: "Er, I don't think I can take this for your check."
"WHAT!"
RJ: "I need a valid driver's license for your check..."
"I don't have one, it was stolen."
RJ: *cringe* "I'm sorry, but we need a driver's license, company policy, I'm pretty certain."
"Well, call a manager to make sure!"
RJ: "Certainly, H? *who, by the way is standing at the register in front of me* We need a Driver's license to do a check, right?"
H: *in her poor, poor sick, scratchy voice* "Yup."
RJ: "Thought so, thanks. *to woman* I can't take your check."
"Well, fine, I'll just have her write a check, and I'll write one to her."
RJ: Whatever floats your boat, miss.
W2 starts writing check, hands it to me, along with her driver's license (huzzah, I don't have to smack her for being just as stupid as her mom!) However, I notice her address on the license and on the check don't match. Oh crap. *on intercom* "MOD to my lane"
MOD S comes to my lane, and I have him verify the check (necessary on any check over $100 anyway, so...)
S looks at the check, asks about the address differences, and signs the check. Oh, that'd be great fun to find out it's not a valid check.
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