Boobs! & Shit! Not Sexual Harasment!

[Lady Heather]

None of this Sucked but I didn't know where else to put this.

A very nice older Grandfather looking gentelman had a question for me today.
OG-Old guy
LH-Me

LH- Help you find anything?
OG- Boobs! (quite cheerful!)
LH- (making the assumption he's not a perv. or insane)
We have the breast stress balls, the car danglers (think fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror but boobs), the boob match game (like go fish for grown ups), or we have boobs on suspenders.
OG- (laughs after each sugestion)
LH- Perhaps if you tell me what you need them for I could help you narrow it down? We also have gummie and candy boobs.
OG- My wife said she wants boobs for X-Mass. I'm looking for something cheaper than $3,000. She'll get the real ones next year.
LH- Ah! The boob suspenders then for that perfect lift. The brest stress balls could also work, if stuffed in the bra correctly.
OG- Show me where they at! (still cheerfull and laughing)

He finaly decided on both. (4 boobs?) Have I mentioned I love my job?



NL- Nice Lady
LH- ME again


NL- Uhm...Do you have a uhm...fake shit?
LH- Are you looking for fake Dog shit, or we have shit in a gift box.
NL- What!? (she's not angry she's starting to laugh)
LH- We have the standered fake dog shit pile...(leading her to display, she's giggling now)..or the gift box shit is more of a long log. And it comes with a bow!
NL- A gift box!?
LH- There's also the gift card and matching gift bag!

She bought it all! Where else but my job could you up-sell Shit?

[queenbb]

lol,

do you have binki the pet turd. its a little turd that has rubber legs and you squeeze a ball and it jumps.

my mom is nicknamed binki and well she gets all kind of binki toys, we have a few pet turds.

i would have found it funny too, my family has always had strange things like that. my dad had this pillow that my grandma made him, it was basicly a boob pillow, a 44DD bra stuffed with those triangle beads as nipples, and it had alot of boob sayings on it, i cant remember them all but the one i remember was "what every guy wants a pair of 44DD's to rest his head on"

my mom made some "fake boobs" as a gag gift for a friend of hers, she always wanted some so she bought a 44DD bra and asked me to help her fit it since i was about the same size as her friend, she laughed about how said it was that i actually filled out the cups (being rather large chested) and she knew she would have to put the whole pannel flat before the batting in order to get it to fit her friends breasts properly. her friend loved it and wore it on a regular basis lol.

then there was the naughty ash trays that she made, i only remember one of those too, it had a girl with her hand down a boys pants and it said "no wonder boys run faster than girls they have a stick shift and ball bearings."

then there was the guy in a barrel, you lifted the barrel and it had a giant penis on a spring, my dad put it on the dash of our bus, we had alot of people come in to see it since it was a home made rv, they would lift the barrel and freak out, it got funny when we hit a bump hard enough the barrel would fly off and he would just sit there bouncing around lol.

[Sliceanddice]

ok thats it my love is now split between you heather (which would make life really weird....) and kara.
still a tie though

[Lady Heather]

then there was the naughty ash trays that she made, i only remember one of those too, it had a girl with her hand down a boys pants and it said "no wonder boys run faster than girls they have a stick shift and ball bearings."

Reminds me of a quote from my first boy friend. "You know I can't make you do anything you really. 'Cause you can run faster with your skirt up than I can with my pants down."

[Will-Mun]

Where else but my job could you up-sell Shit?

Ooh ooh! I know! Radio Shack!

For those of you that don't know that was my previous employer years ago.

[DarthRetard]

As a former RS employee myself Will-Mun, I don't think that statement is entirely true unless you're referring to that stupid credit card.