Disclaimer: I am not referring to those who use cheques to make mortgage or bill payments. I’m talking about the selfish morons who hold up an entire grocery store line.
These are things that use to piss me off when I was a cashier.
1. I know that you know the following things: today’s date, what store you’re in, and how to sign your name. So why haven’t you filled any of this out while you were in line waiting? What the bleep where you doing this entire time?
2. I also know that you know that I’m going to need your I.D. So why isn’t it out yet? Oh and don’t give me that shocked look either.
3. You write cheques all the time. I can see your registry and I’ve noticed that you’re on cheque number 1764. All of this prompts me to ask: Why the bleep don’t you have a pen?
4. Once I give you the total, write it in the bleeping box and stop bleeping asking me what the total is. You can avoid holding up the line if you just write the bleeping total in FIRST and then fill out the other stuff you should have had filled out in the first place!
5. Don’t fill out your registry before handing me the cheque.
These are things that use to piss me off when I was a cashier.
1. I know that you know the following things: today’s date, what store you’re in, and how to sign your name. So why haven’t you filled any of this out while you were in line waiting? What the bleep where you doing this entire time?
2. I also know that you know that I’m going to need your I.D. So why isn’t it out yet? Oh and don’t give me that shocked look either.
3. You write cheques all the time. I can see your registry and I’ve noticed that you’re on cheque number 1764. All of this prompts me to ask: Why the bleep don’t you have a pen?
4. Once I give you the total, write it in the bleeping box and stop bleeping asking me what the total is. You can avoid holding up the line if you just write the bleeping total in FIRST and then fill out the other stuff you should have had filled out in the first place!
5. Don’t fill out your registry before handing me the cheque.
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