Senior Citizen Customers

[TravisRB69]

Why, for the love of God, do they move along at their slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, shuffling, I'm-the-only-one-on-earth-so-I-am-NOT-going-to-move-for-the-employee-behind-me-that-OBVIOUSLY-is-in-a-hurry-to-get-somewhere, nimbly pimbly snail's pace ONLY WHEN YOU ARE STUCK BEHIND THEM?

I swear to God any other time, like if they see you from the other end of the store and are looking for an employee and finally spot one (you), they move at the speed of The Flash and Speedy Gonzales's illegitimate son... with Red Bull injected directly into his veins.

Same with driving. Why do they only move at their sloooooooooooooooooooow, shuffling nimbly pimbly snail's pace ONLY WHEN YOU ARE STUCK BEHIND THEM????

[PuckishOne]

Because when one ages, one slows down. And when one starts a contentious thread that lumps together a group of people sharing a characteristic beyond their control (age), that slows down, too...in fact, it stops.