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A few days ago I had a customer with a password involving p**** (female anatomy). I was quite annoyed at having to type it out to check that it was valid.
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Now, I don't know what the full address was, but it MIGHT have had something to do with a cat.Quoth Anriana View Post
Okay, probably not, but just thought I'd bring that possibility up.....
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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You cracked my secret code. =pQuoth Jester View PostNow, I don't know what the full address was, but it MIGHT have had something to do with a cat.
Okay, probably not, but just thought I'd bring that possibility up.....Comment
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I have a few email addresses, one for certain uses (When I don't want to use the main one), one general use, and one that's pleasant-sounding, it's a lyrical sort of phrase, which is for professional use and has no hinting at me my name or anything about me in it."Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. MunoaComment
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I have to admit. Im my prepaied phone company days I set up accounts for people and entered very naughty and very much name calling e-mail address and passwords for thoes that did not have access to a computer and were annoying to me.My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....Comment
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I Can Top That!
My job is taking E-Mail addresses so "You can join our mailing list!" I seem to get all the good ones.
DoMyHotButt@whatever.com
5KidsFatherofOnly1@whatever.com
Iwilllickyourcat@whatever.com
MorlocktheDarkLordofPain@whatever.com (the girl was like 10 yrs.)
SexasYoulikeIt@whatever.com
AnyTimeAnywhereButNotWithYou@whatever.com
RandomNumberofShits@whatever.com
YouCanReachMe@whatever.comConsistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
The following is subject to change:
If Your Going Through Hell,
Keep Going...Comment
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I want one!Quoth Lady Heather View PostMy basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.Comment
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one night when I couldn't sleep I thought up a fairly unique email addy to use for those sites you wanna go to but you know they'll spam the heck outta your in-box
it's dryhumpingcamels@random.com
when my guy saw it he decided I wasn't allowed to be sleep deprived anymore
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?Comment
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Maybe he adopted?Quoth Lady Heather View PostI'm sorry, the person to whom you were speaking has been replaced by a recording. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep.Comment
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That one gets funnier the longer you think about it.Quoth Lady Heather View Post
"Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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One of my co-workers (CW) had the following conversation with a student's parent not too long ago:
CW: Okay, in order to do X you'll need to have the email address that was entered on your daughter's account.
SC: Well I don't know what that email address is - my daughter set-up everything.
CW: Are you sure you don't know what it is? Any ideas or guesses?
SC: Yes! My daughter set up that account and she did everything herself!
[Lather/Rinse/Repeat for a few more minutes, at which point my Co-worker apparently tires of this.]
CW: Is it possible that maybe you set up the account? The email address is dirtyslutRN@serviceprovider.name .
SC: Uh... well... I guess that is mine after all.Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.Comment
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I have 3 addresses I use. My work one which is: myfirstname_mysurname@companyname.com.au
my job hunting resume address (which I barely ever ever use):
Myfirstname_mysurname@whatever.com
and my personal one for everything else:
po.box166@whatever.comComment
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I have 3 email address's. One I use for professional, one for personal & another one for sites like this.Comment
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