Me - Obviously
IW - Idiot Woman
Me - "Thanks for calling _________. How can I help you."
IW - "Yeah, I booked these tickets online last week and haven't had time to check my itinerary email till just now and YOU booked the wrong date on the outbound"
Me - (Automatically realizing I'm going to be doing the BARE minimum on this one) "Can I have the last name and current travel date?"
IW - "My last name is ______, and the current travel date is 22Dec, which YOU booked wrong."
Me - Pulls up the reservation, sees it booked for 12/22, she claims she booked it for 12/21 and the computer miraculously changed it to 12/22 on its own. Nevermind that the program asks you 3 or 4 times if its correct and makes you confirm it 2 or 3 times. Also, we point out that an email will be sent within the hour and that it needs to be checked for accuracy right away, because if a mistake is caught within 24 hours, in can usually be fixed without penalty.
Me - "The current penalty for changing this to 12/21 is $158.00, if you feel this was an error on our part, I can charge the penalty to the card in the record and you can speak to our online manager on monday morning." ( I don't add 'who will laugh at you under her breath')
IW - "This is OUTRAGEOUS!!! I booked it for 12/21. It's not MY fault the computer changed it to 12/22. It's YOUR fault and YOU need to fix it."
Me - "Well, to be fair, we do send itineraries right away for you to check the accuracy. Mistakes can be fixed easily if caught right away"
IW - " I was in TRAINING all week!!! (clearly not to be a human being or working on her social skills)
Me - "I can make the change for 158.00 and you can discuss reimbursement on Monday with ______. Or I can leave it alone and you can talk with her on Monday."
IW - "I'll talk with her on monday. This is the first time I've used your service, and it will probably be the LAST!" (Oh yeah, I'm sure we'll miss the 8.00 we charge for military online booking fees)
Me - "Have a nice evening"
Now, if she had been decent about it - and honest, I would have moved heaven and earth to find flights for her that didn't involve a huge penalty. But because she was acting like a jackass and blaming me, she got the bare minimum that I could get away with.
Never screw with your travel agent!
IW - Idiot Woman
Me - "Thanks for calling _________. How can I help you."
IW - "Yeah, I booked these tickets online last week and haven't had time to check my itinerary email till just now and YOU booked the wrong date on the outbound"
Me - (Automatically realizing I'm going to be doing the BARE minimum on this one) "Can I have the last name and current travel date?"
IW - "My last name is ______, and the current travel date is 22Dec, which YOU booked wrong."
Me - Pulls up the reservation, sees it booked for 12/22, she claims she booked it for 12/21 and the computer miraculously changed it to 12/22 on its own. Nevermind that the program asks you 3 or 4 times if its correct and makes you confirm it 2 or 3 times. Also, we point out that an email will be sent within the hour and that it needs to be checked for accuracy right away, because if a mistake is caught within 24 hours, in can usually be fixed without penalty.
Me - "The current penalty for changing this to 12/21 is $158.00, if you feel this was an error on our part, I can charge the penalty to the card in the record and you can speak to our online manager on monday morning." ( I don't add 'who will laugh at you under her breath')
IW - "This is OUTRAGEOUS!!! I booked it for 12/21. It's not MY fault the computer changed it to 12/22. It's YOUR fault and YOU need to fix it."
Me - "Well, to be fair, we do send itineraries right away for you to check the accuracy. Mistakes can be fixed easily if caught right away"
IW - " I was in TRAINING all week!!! (clearly not to be a human being or working on her social skills)
Me - "I can make the change for 158.00 and you can discuss reimbursement on Monday with ______. Or I can leave it alone and you can talk with her on Monday."
IW - "I'll talk with her on monday. This is the first time I've used your service, and it will probably be the LAST!" (Oh yeah, I'm sure we'll miss the 8.00 we charge for military online booking fees)
Me - "Have a nice evening"
Now, if she had been decent about it - and honest, I would have moved heaven and earth to find flights for her that didn't involve a huge penalty. But because she was acting like a jackass and blaming me, she got the bare minimum that I could get away with.
Never screw with your travel agent!

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