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Sex Change.
WG: would be guy
M: duh
M: ...and may I have your name and zipcode please?
WG: Har--Laurie. Laurie Notme at 999999
M: -checking notes- Well, then Laurie, how may I assist you today?
WG: I need to speak to the Travel Department for hotels with points.
M: And what dates would you be intending to travel, Laurie?
WG: April 10 to 17.
M: Why thank you, Laurie. Would you please hold while I transfer you to their department?
two minutes later.
M: Thank you for holding, Laurie, I have Joe with the travel department and he will assist you from here on out. Thank you for calling and have a GREAT day.
**ps, he had a really deep, obviously male voice.**
I understand that your mother called in for you Laurie and in fact, gave us expressed permission for you to use ALL of our services for the rest of the day; however, the fact that you decided to bullshit me into using your mothers name and not your own has given me the permission to be an absolute ass and make things as hard for you as they possibly be. Case in point: if mommy dearest says its okay, we can tell the *other* services we offer via third party that you have permission from the owner to use the services for today only. We then give your name and they help you, no problems. Since you're a smart ass "Laurie" with testes bigger than my husband's and that says a lot. Believe me, I got a pleasure out of going back into that account and read that the third party *DENIED* your request to use Mommy's services because you *Failed* the authentication process.
Demise: 1 SC: 0
Retiree
Look, m'am. I appreciate all your years of service in the military and I applaud you for having not gone crazy after 40 years, but when it comes to the services we can offer you, it doesn't make you more special than the next person. You all have paid the same amount total for your contracts, you all are subject to the same policies and I don't CARE that you're retiring after 40 years. Your blathering about your retirement every two seconds doesn't change the fact that I have any resorts in Kansas; furthermore, just because YOU happen to like going to Kansas and deem it a 'great tourist attraction', our demographics prove otherwise. I am sorry that you were 'promised' the expansion for more resorts nationwide, but you have to understand more than any other person due to your 40 years of military service, that THINGS TAKE TIME! Wether its purchasing or acquisitioning a resort it certainly takes more than two years, especially when OUR standards of greatness are such that when we buy a large hotel there are NUMEROUS upgrades involved before opening inventory into the public.
I cannot and will not, however, pull a resort out of my ass for your pleasure.
As far as going through C1 to GO to Kansas and you having to pay an exchange fee, there is NO compensation to be awarded to you simply based on the fact that you're retiring after 40 years from the service. We pay your membership fees and your taxes to C1 so the mere payment of one-hundred-fifty bucks to travel within the us is mere change. $199 for a FULL WEEK INTERNATIONALLY IS CHEAP CHANGE!
Go take your retiree butt somewhere else and stop complaining. I don't need to compensate jack shit to you and neither does my company. All I can offer is my gratitude for your service and that is that.
Hearing aids.
M: At this point in time, Ms. Deaf the only availability I have in hawaii is X resort or Y resort for the dates requested.
D: How about Kua'i?
M: Again, Ms. Deaf, I only have X nd Y resort for those dates.
D: Yes, but that's in the Big Island. I want Kua'i.
M: I undertand that Ms. Deaf but I am telling you that I have NO inventory in Kua'i for the dates requested; I DO have, however, availability in the big island.
D: How about Kua'i?
M:
I don't have any.
D: you don't do you? Okay.. how about O'ahu?
M: What two units I do have, Ms. Deaf are ONLY in the Big Island.
D: Yes, but what about O'ahu?
Hang up. Take a shower. Use a q-tip, pen. pencil, bent pin or your cat's claw to remove the wax tampon in your ear. Then and ONLY THEN call us back and try again.
WG: would be guy
M: duh
M: ...and may I have your name and zipcode please?
WG: Har--Laurie. Laurie Notme at 999999
M: -checking notes- Well, then Laurie, how may I assist you today?
WG: I need to speak to the Travel Department for hotels with points.
M: And what dates would you be intending to travel, Laurie?
WG: April 10 to 17.
M: Why thank you, Laurie. Would you please hold while I transfer you to their department?
two minutes later.
M: Thank you for holding, Laurie, I have Joe with the travel department and he will assist you from here on out. Thank you for calling and have a GREAT day.
**ps, he had a really deep, obviously male voice.**
I understand that your mother called in for you Laurie and in fact, gave us expressed permission for you to use ALL of our services for the rest of the day; however, the fact that you decided to bullshit me into using your mothers name and not your own has given me the permission to be an absolute ass and make things as hard for you as they possibly be. Case in point: if mommy dearest says its okay, we can tell the *other* services we offer via third party that you have permission from the owner to use the services for today only. We then give your name and they help you, no problems. Since you're a smart ass "Laurie" with testes bigger than my husband's and that says a lot. Believe me, I got a pleasure out of going back into that account and read that the third party *DENIED* your request to use Mommy's services because you *Failed* the authentication process.
Demise: 1 SC: 0
Retiree
Look, m'am. I appreciate all your years of service in the military and I applaud you for having not gone crazy after 40 years, but when it comes to the services we can offer you, it doesn't make you more special than the next person. You all have paid the same amount total for your contracts, you all are subject to the same policies and I don't CARE that you're retiring after 40 years. Your blathering about your retirement every two seconds doesn't change the fact that I have any resorts in Kansas; furthermore, just because YOU happen to like going to Kansas and deem it a 'great tourist attraction', our demographics prove otherwise. I am sorry that you were 'promised' the expansion for more resorts nationwide, but you have to understand more than any other person due to your 40 years of military service, that THINGS TAKE TIME! Wether its purchasing or acquisitioning a resort it certainly takes more than two years, especially when OUR standards of greatness are such that when we buy a large hotel there are NUMEROUS upgrades involved before opening inventory into the public.
I cannot and will not, however, pull a resort out of my ass for your pleasure.
As far as going through C1 to GO to Kansas and you having to pay an exchange fee, there is NO compensation to be awarded to you simply based on the fact that you're retiring after 40 years from the service. We pay your membership fees and your taxes to C1 so the mere payment of one-hundred-fifty bucks to travel within the us is mere change. $199 for a FULL WEEK INTERNATIONALLY IS CHEAP CHANGE!
Go take your retiree butt somewhere else and stop complaining. I don't need to compensate jack shit to you and neither does my company. All I can offer is my gratitude for your service and that is that.
Hearing aids.
M: At this point in time, Ms. Deaf the only availability I have in hawaii is X resort or Y resort for the dates requested.
D: How about Kua'i?
M: Again, Ms. Deaf, I only have X nd Y resort for those dates.
D: Yes, but that's in the Big Island. I want Kua'i.
M: I undertand that Ms. Deaf but I am telling you that I have NO inventory in Kua'i for the dates requested; I DO have, however, availability in the big island.
D: How about Kua'i?
M:
I don't have any. D: you don't do you? Okay.. how about O'ahu?
M: What two units I do have, Ms. Deaf are ONLY in the Big Island.
D: Yes, but what about O'ahu?
Hang up. Take a shower. Use a q-tip, pen. pencil, bent pin or your cat's claw to remove the wax tampon in your ear. Then and ONLY THEN call us back and try again.
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