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    This takes place in a not so good district of a biggish town in Canada where i work in the kitchen at a fast food place that specializes in ice cream, but we also offer the usual fast food fare (cheeseburgers, etc)

    Now the shift had been bad from the start, with the order screens going offline for some reason 5 minutes after my shift started and no-one could come in and fix it until the next day since it was past 6pm, so i had to stand up front by the counter beside the cashier and write down what people ordered then go back and make it. This particular SC walks in, orders 4 combos then tries to pay us with an American $50 bill... just by looking at the thing you could tell it was a fake, so the cashier tells the customer we don't accept American currency (the police don't want us to tell them it's a fake, because if we get their licence plate number they can maybe make a bust), so the SC says he'll be right back with Canadian money. he comes back a little bit later and reorders paying us with real Canadian money so i go back make the stuff and he leaves right after.

    the SC then comes back 2 hours later to complain so the cashier calls over the manager (all complaints are dealt with by the manager) and the SC said that the fries were still frozen, the burgers were half-raw, and their weren’t any pickles but he ate it all anyway and wants new food properly made, or a refund. The manager said something along the lines of if the SC had brought them in when he had first discovered these problems and brought them with him as proof then he would have given him a refund, but since he didn't he wasn't getting anything.

    The SC flips out and starts swearing at the manager (who is Korean) calling him a "gook" and rants about how the SC's dad fought in Vietnam and goes on for about 5 minutes before the manager tells him to leave or he'll call the police. The guy leaves and we think that’s the end of it.

    the SC went to the grocery store down the street to buy a jar of pickles and a container of ketchup, he than cames back and started squirting ketchup on our front windows so the manager pushed the emergency button and tells me to go out to get this guy to stop (because im biggish in the size department) but when i get out there and tell him "stop" he opened the jar of pickels and threw it at me. i probably shouldn't have but i charged him and we started fighting

    Like i said at the beginning of the post we're in a not so good district so our police force constantly does patrols and responds very quickly, luckily there was a squad car 2 blocks over so they got there right when we started fighting and they broke us up. The SC then starts telling the police that i was the one who sprayed ketchup on the building then attacked him when he tried to stop me, fortunately we have video cameras around our buildings so once we showed them they knew he was full of it and arrested him

    i don't know what finally happened to the guy, but i hope he was the worst, just so that their isn't someone even more horrible running around

    the only good thing about that shift was that i got to go home right after the police left because i was drenched in pickle juice

  • #2
    .... Nnngh... Ggghh.... I keep trying to figure out in what twisted bastardization of logic could one possibly hope to claim that a worker would squirt ketchup on the front of their own workplace (unless seriously disgruntled, which would make it unlikely the boss would vouch for him...), and it only makes my head hurt. I think I'll just stop now.
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    • #3
      man that guy was douchenoozle. I'm trying to figure out what he hoped to gain by blaming it on you even if there weren't cameras you've got a MOD and whoever else was inside at the time to vouch for you.

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      • #4
        War story, anyone?

        I mean, seriously, this guy was a real fucktrumpet.

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        • #5
          On behalf of the rest of America, I apologize for this asshat! Really, we're actually very nice!

          And welcome to the boards!
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          • #6
            Quoth Pagan View Post

            On behalf of the rest of America, I apologize for this asshat! Really, we're actually very nice!
            I'm American born and breed and I have to call bullshit on that one theres actually a one question that will tell you if we'ere douchenozzle or not

            1) do you now or did you ever like survivor/fearfactor/american idol

            thats all there is to it as far as i can tell there is a strong positive correlation between american idol and being a ditz douchenozzle or total asshole

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            • #7
              I've read many threads here where SCs try to prove they didn't do something or that they did do something, even when shown overwhelming evidence to the contrary. You saw me pocket this item and then walk right over to you and attempt to return this item with no receipt? Hell, your cursed eyes and newfangled video cameras must be wrong, WRONG I say!

              People are stooopid.
              A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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              • #8
                Quoth Tex View Post
                War story, anyone?

                I mean, seriously, this guy was a real fucktrumpet.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Cyphr View Post

                  1) do you now or did you ever like survivor/fearfactor/american idol

                  thats all there is to it as far as i can tell there is a strong positive correlation between american idol and being a ditz douchenozzle or total asshole
                  Uhm... I like American Idol. Only the auditions though.. to see those people who willingly make a fool out of themselves LOL.. Guess I'm an asshole then

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Cyphr View Post
                    I'm American born and breed and I have to call bullshit on that one theres actually a one question that will tell you if we'ere douchenozzle or not

                    1) do you now or did you ever like survivor/fearfactor/american idol

                    thats all there is to it as far as i can tell there is a strong positive correlation between american idol and being a ditz douchenozzle or total asshole
                    Yeah, I'm American born and bred, too. What's that supposed to mean? No, I don't like any of those shows. BUT, I do know people that do like those shows (my best friend being one of them and she's most definitely not a "ditz douchenozzle") and they are normal, decent people. Just because someone likes A doesn't make them B.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pow View Post

                      the only good thing about that shift was that i got to go home right after the police left because i was drenched in pickle juice


                      Poor little customer.
                      I hope you helped ease his trauma of a ill-prepared order with the complimentary Knuckle Sandwich and a side order of ass-kickin'.
                      Customers: from 0 to stupid in 2.5 sentences.

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                      • #12
                        awww! i got vinager on me once and i though i entered the 7th layer of hell but pickly juice?!
                        what a douche! i would have gone all apeshit on him too!
                        it's said that no sane person could bite another person and draw blood. I've done it before, but then again sanity has always been questionable in our family.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Pagan View Post
                          On behalf of the rest of America, I apologize for this asshat! Really, we're actually very nice!
                          Actually reading the post nothing states the customer is an American. It could have just as easily been a Canadian citizen trying to use fake US $$$.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth ImadeYouACookie View Post
                            Uhm... I like American Idol. Only the auditions though.. to see those people who willingly make a fool out of themselves LOL.. Guess I'm an asshole then
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lOJNpKfwP8
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6dKvVFzog
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDxaASCVvOs
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4t6f5NbcpQ
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                            • #15
                              I like American Idol too! I'm not that bad really!

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