I used to have to clean the bathrooms at the local multiscreen movie theatre. I never saw her in person, but we had one woman who would drape the toilets with so much paper that they looked like wedding dresses. This wasn't just covering the seat - there were billows off to the side that hung down like a skirt.
The worst part was the middle. She sort of....wove it.
Then used it.
I hated that job.
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And while this wasn't at my job, I feel it merits mention: I've had the misfortune of seeing female bathroom art. Someone took a well-used tampon and drew a great big heart on the wall of a stall at school. There were blobby initials inside of it.
Perhaps worse were the boogerfaces. You'd sit down and there on the door would be a line of cornflake sized boogers stuck to the metal. With little faces drawn on them in some kind of marker.
Shudder.
The worst part was the middle. She sort of....wove it.
Then used it.
I hated that job.
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And while this wasn't at my job, I feel it merits mention: I've had the misfortune of seeing female bathroom art. Someone took a well-used tampon and drew a great big heart on the wall of a stall at school. There were blobby initials inside of it.
Perhaps worse were the boogerfaces. You'd sit down and there on the door would be a line of cornflake sized boogers stuck to the metal. With little faces drawn on them in some kind of marker.
Shudder.
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