Hurt Feelings & Hostages

[Becks]

As I was walking up to the Skytrain this evening I passed a guy that asked me if I wished to purchase any fine narcotics. Well, ok it was more of a "Hey man, wanna buy some drugs?!". I ignored him and kept on walking…..then he called out, in a rather hurt voice: "You could at least say no, man!".

Wow. You almost made the drug dealer CRY!!

How could you??

[Jade Panurple]

I don't know man the last time I put waffles in my toaster I ended up with a toasted human hand. It may just be the work of some sinister force..... (points for the reference)

Oooh oooh, I know, I know! Foamy the Squirrell! Ill Will press is awesome! I bought the DVD's for whenever I need a little bit of sarcasm in my life, you know, other than the pretentious asshats I get at my hotel.