All Done

[Princess-Snake]

This customer pissed me off so bad, I just had to write about her. It goes to the tune of Sheryl Crow's "Real Gone"

I’m your grocery girl, when I see you, I curl
Into my own protected sphere
Running real fast with your cart
Really ain’t smart
So is making a mess and running out of here

You know I saw that

You’ve been screaming at me
For a mighty long time
Expecting me to shorten the line
Well, I got news for you
There’s nothing I can do
Now wait your turn before I kick your behind

My brain hurts and it’s gonna crash
My heart is thumpin’
How will I last, last, last?
My body’s hurtin’ as the day goes on
Just three more hellish hours
‘Til my shift is done
All done.

All done

Hey, did ya’ll know
That your kid ain’t cute
When he treats this place as his playground?
He throws the products on the floor
Then climbs the shelves in the store
Now, don’t get mad when I tell him to come down.

Get your ass down!

My brain hurts and it’s gonna crash
My heart is thumpin’
How will I last, last, last?
My body’s hurtin’ as the day goes on
Just three more hellish hours
‘Til my shift is done
All done
All done
All done

Help

Well, you can scream all you want
We don’t sell TVs here
No, never last week
Or the week before
We all know that I’m right
And that you’re wrong
Lying ain’t gonna get there
Now is it?

My brain hurts and it’s gonna crash
My heart is thumpin’
How will I last, last, last?
My body’s hurtin’ as the day goes on
Just three more hellish hours
‘Til my shift is done
And when you’re gone
I let out a big breath of air
Before, I was shaking so hard
And rippin’ out my hair
My body’s been hurtin’ all day long
Gonna take a hot bath
‘Cause my shift’s all done
All done
All done

Yeah
All done
All done

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

You’ve been screaming at me
For a mighty long time
Expecting me to shorten the line
Well, I got news for you
There’s nothing I can do
Now wait your turn before I kick your behind

I love this part. My response is "Fill out an application form, we're hiring"

[Jade Panurple]

That
was
freakin'
AWESOME!!!!!

[matty]

Princess-Snake, does your store have a PA system? Because I think that your customers should be ready to hear a great song called "All Done" next time they go shopping!