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  • #31
    The familiy that drinks together clinks together?

    Rapscallion

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    • #32
      Quoth Boulder_Bear View Post

      smeghead? What is that?

      Smeg is that stuff that gets around the head of the uncircumcised penis....

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      • #33

        Quoth Tria View Post
        Smeg is that stuff that gets around the head of the uncircumcised penis....
        That's called smegma, and it's found on the uncircumcised woman too, many people don't realise that.
        Last edited by Ree; 10-22-2006, 09:49 AM.

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        • #34

          Quoth Mikkel View Post
          That's called smegma, and it's found on the uncircumcised woman too, many people don't realise that.
          Circumcising women sucks.... And that's why we bathe....
          Last edited by Ree; 10-22-2006, 09:47 AM.

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          • #35
            Quoth Tria View Post
            Circumcising women sucks.... And that's why we bathe....
            That would also be known as Female Genital Mutilation, or FGM, which involves the surgical removal of the clitoris. A woman w/out a clitoris cannot experience an orgasm, or so I've read.

            And we shall leave it at that.
            Last edited by Ree; 10-22-2006, 09:49 AM.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #36
              Quoth protege View Post
              I hope it hurt when the SC hit the floor. I was always told that forklifts (or any other piece of heavy equipment) are *not* something to mess around with.
              Too bloody right! The SC was moron and quite fankly got what he deserved.

              I used to be a forklift truck driver about 5 years ago and a little bit of over enthusiasm on the tilt lever had me snap a two inch wooden worktop in half!

              Quoth powerboy View Post
              Forklifts are the easist thing to learn, and might also be the fastest. I first time I got behind the wheel of a forklift, it was fun.
              They're easy to drive around yes, but try driving one with a pallet weighing a ton and half on the forks 10ft above your head and doing it safely brings a few more variables in to the equation!

              *Edit*

              I've just read the last page of this thread and realised how little it has to do with forklift trucks

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              • #37

                Quoth DGoddess View Post
                That would also be known as Female Genital Mutilation, or FGM, which involves the surgical removal of the clitoris. A woman w/out a clitoris cannot experience an orgasm, or so I've read.

                And we shall leave it at that.

                Pretty much, it's supposed to promote health and marital fidelity.... Did a little research.
                Last edited by Ree; 10-22-2006, 09:48 AM.

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                • #38

                  Quoth Tria View Post
                  Circumcising women sucks....
                  I agree, but that's only half of it.

                  and I'll leave it at that
                  Last edited by Ree; 10-22-2006, 09:48 AM.

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