The Full Effect (+Cats)

[Ttam]

Connecting the Dots

SC: “Yeah, I use to like have this cat here in my apartment that went missing. They were looking for him for a while.”
Me: “…ok?”
SC: “Now my fridge doesn’t work.”
Me: “……....what?”
SC: “I think a fuse burnt out.”

And reading that just cause me to blow a fuse. o.O

[Becks]

There’s a new hire at 7/11 this evening….and he amuses me. He has a really thick Spanish accent so he sounds exactly like Antonio Banderas does Zorro. But he giggles at random and declares completely irrelevant information. When I handed him a $20 he declared “I receive 20 dollar!” then he giggled in a fiendish, imp like way as he put it into the till. Then to make it even more random he began humming the A&W Root Bear theme as he bagged my items.

Dinner AND a free show.

Aren't you the lucky one?

Too bad he lost his passion for his job so quickly.

[XCashier]

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll...020385/-1/NEWS

I believe this article speaks for itself. Yes, people are just that dumb.

EIGHTEEN DUI'S?! Yikes! More than dumb, he's irresponsible and uncaring about anybody, even himself.

I hope the judge and jury take his past record into account at trial, lock him up, throw away the key AND weld the door shut! That asshole has no business being on the road.

[karma_gypsy]

SC: “There is too! Hmmm…let’s see……..I’m still not sure! How tall is the guy in the diagram?”

About 4" tall ....

Me: “That hood isn’t removable…”
SC: “Oh, ok, cool!”

So, what's it like talking to a brick wall?

...attempting to convince you to strip yourself naked save a pair of dirty boxers that say "Home of the Whopper" on the front, wrap yourself in Christmas decorations and walk to the nearest police station only to drop your shorts, pull our your tinsel laden wankhose and vigorously grind it against the leg of the first officer you see.

I don't think ya got enough detail in there . . . .

[DesignFox]

It's been a lonely couple of days...I'm sick as a dog and haven't had any customer interaction since the 23rd... I can't even laugh 'cause it makes me cough.

Thanks for the hilarious cat pictures and funny stories. You've brought a smile to a very tired, bored and sick person.

Where do you find those images, anyway? I've done tons of boredom inspired searches, and I've never seen any of those that you've posted!

[Gravekeeper]

It's been a lonely couple of days...I'm sick as a dog and haven't had any customer interaction since the 23rd... I can't even laugh 'cause it makes me cough.

Thanks for the hilarious cat pictures and funny stories. You've brought a smile to a very tired, bored and sick person.

Where do you find those images, anyway? I've done tons of boredom inspired searches, and I've never seen any of those that you've posted!

I dig them up from several different sites and forums. Plus make some of them myself when I find a particularly amusing blank. I have a vast, awe inspiring collection thats topped the 700 mark on my thumb drive... >.>

[Fawn]

GK: You'll love this site: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Very aw inspiring stories

[Gravekeeper]

I know that one and I blame them for the downfall of the cat macro.

Way too high of a fail ratio on there. ><

Live journal, Fark, etc are better sources. Though you often end up having to sift through some measure of fail there too.

[DesignFox]

I've sifted through icanhascheesburger.com

Haven't thought to just sift around LiveJournal, etc.

I am struck by the fact that you've collected over 700 cat images GK...

I just browse around when I'm bored. The occasional cat the strikes me may end up as an avatar (although, I haven't found one I've liked enough to replace the current cat)...or get printed and put on whoever's desk the cat reminded me of...

anyway...back to your regularly scheduled cats and customers...

[loveisuneven]

Reconstructing the Scene

SC: “Hold on, just let me go get my card”
Me: “Sure.”

I’m going to attempt to recreate the epic journey you embarked on based upon the audio clues I overheard. You were in some sort of room to begin with, . . .

<snipped by Seshat: we don't need that much quote.>

. . . You then proceeded to disengage some sort of multi-stage airlock before triumphantly declaring you had located your credit card.

Personally, I just keep mine in my wallet.

i could NOT stop laughing while reading this one

[crazylegs]

Reconstructing the Scene

SC: “Hold on, just let me go get my card”
Me: “Sure.”

I’m going to attempt to recreate the epic journey you embarked on based upon the audio clues I overheard. <although it pains me to say it, snip>You then proceeded to disengage some sort of multi-stage airlock before triumphantly declaring you had located your credit card.

Personally, I just keep mine in my wallet.

Yes its sad, but the above (full version) is now on my Facebook 'quotes' section...