Short but Sweet (and funny)

[katiegoo]

* Old man slowly walks up to the counter *

Old man: (in barely audible whisper) *mumble *mumble*
My Co-worker: "I'm sorry sir, what was that!?"
Old man: (now loud): "OH! SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ME HUH!?"

* old man storms out of restaurant*

[Pagan]

In my best Jim Carrey voice:

Al-l-l-l-l-righty then!