More Random Email Observations

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: Would you connect me with that department that I can never call.

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Notes on acct: Mr. Smith is a widow.

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Customer: I’m tired of my company oppressing & taking advantage of me. I was taken advantage of and I feel violated.

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Customer: I have did business with you and I’m glad.

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Customer: Thank you so much for denying your customers a channel that we want so much.

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Customer: I need to terminated my cable.

[AFpheonix]

Customer: I’m tired of my company oppressing & taking advantage of me. I was taken advantage of and I feel violated.

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Did you see him repressing me?

[BlaqueKatt]

bloody peasant!!!

BlaqueKatt-repressed opressor, perma-press

[Becks]

What's a more disturbing thought? The fact that these people have contact with the outside world, or more than one person came up with these?

[toolbert]

Customer: I need to terminated my cable.

You so need to call this guy back and in your best Arnold voice switch off the cable and say "Your cable...has been terminated". Heck, you can use that Arnold prankcall thing...it should have that quote

[hecubus]

Customer: I have did business with you and I’m glad.

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Customer: I need to terminated my cable.

These are really made me laughing!

[Jester]

You so need to call this guy back and in your best Arnold voice switch off the cable and say "Your cable...has been terminated". Heck, you can use that Arnold prankcall thing...it should have that quote

Okay, stupid new guy question.....what Arnold prankcall thing?

[chainedbarista]

Customer: I need to terminated my cable.

we're sending the guvernator over to your house as we speak; he'll handle that pesky cable for you.

[Jester]

Of course, if you're in a really bad mood, you can always use that infamous Linda Hamilton quote from the end of Terminator 1:

"You're terminated, motherfucker!"

And just think of how wonderful your service reviews will be after that?

[Broomjockey]

Okay, stupid new guy question.....what Arnold prankcall thing?

There are a bunch of sound board things you can get off the internet, with celebrities voices saying certain phrases, or specific words, that you can use to prank call someone so that you aren't using your own voice.

[chainedbarista]

i think it's at ebaum's world; that sounds familiar...ah, ah-nold, you devil, you.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I like the endless throngs of supposedly college educated idiots that would come in and ask to have their papers "binded." As in "I'd like this paper binded."

Or a a couple cases, "bounded."

"Sure, would that be an ENGLISH paper you wanted bounded, sir?"