How to @$%$ off the guy who's trying to help you (language)

[Cyphr]

I think that the perfect response would be:

"Well, I used to believe in God, but after a few months of this job and dealing with people like you everyday I realize that there can not possibly be a God and Christ certianly died in vain. Is there anything else I can help you wth today?"

That's perfect I'm gonna add it to my collection of quotes for i get a call center job one day.