The Real Slim Shady(tm)

[Gerrinson]

Promised my g/f I'd be to bed as soon as I was done reading your post. Then she yelled at me saying it couldn't be THAT funny (despite my laughter). Now I think I have to perform mouth to mouth as she seems to have stopped breathing from laughing so hard...

Keep up the good work, please don't kill my g/f with laughter. K thx bye!

[Kara]

Just defy all logic, ignore my explanation and order the same coat again.

Your hat cost $40. Your shipping cost $40. You saw no flaw with this equation.

Yet you insisted on two separate orders thus ensuring you were charged an additional $40 to ship the pants to Crusty Moosehole, Nunavut.

Where in the bleeding double-fisted f*ck do these people get money? From your description, there seems to be nothing there but a frozen wasteland full of slobbering knuckle-draggers. So what kind of jobs do they have to pay so much damn money for clothes plus the outrageous shipping all the time?

And are they hiring?

"LALALA LALALALA. OLD MAN ARE NICER THEN YOUNG MAN. HOW COME NO YOUNG LADY CALL?!!?"

Dammit, why couldn't that have happened last week? I so totally would have left that exact memo on an account.

[KMMCurly]

6) I could book you a “$30” room and tell you need to take a cab. But then give you the address of the closet S&M shop. Shouldn’t be too hard to find one. This IS Toronto after all.

GateKeeper: What do you think of Toronto?
Me: So many porn shops, so little time.

Rapscallion

I clearly need to visit Toronto. It sounds like such a fun place