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Argh, pirates ah tell ye!
M: me
P: pirate dood
M: I would need to let you know at this point in time that I cannot assist you further due to a financial flag on your account. You will nee---
P: ARGH! What do you mean I owe money? I paid over 2k on this damned thing and you're telling me I owe y'all money?! This is ridulous! This is dumb! THIS IS!! --sound of pounding on a table- ARGH!
M: Sir...
P: Y'all are crooks! Robbers! What the hell do you all do there anyway? Pull random fees out y'all's mid-staff? HUH!? ARGH! YOU need to take this off right now. What the damned hell is this flag for? What do you mean past due. I 'ready payed them fer it!
M: I cannot tell, sir, but I can tell you that it can be a simple fix. I've had situations where an owner has payed and is up to date but the flag was not removed in error.. you need to contact cons---
P: I DARN TOLD YOU I DON'T OWE YOU ANY MONEY!! what's this for? 8 bucks? 2 bucks? What the damned hell for? -more tossing stuff in the background.-
M: sir, could you please calm down? I, personally, don't know what the issue and I am trying to hel--
P Y'ALL CAN TAKE THIS DAMNED TIME SHARE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR.... KABOOZE!!! I want to speak to a supervisor!
M: -snorts-
P: what was that, huh?!
M: I'm sorry, -cough- I'm trying to fight off a cold. Would you mind being placed on hold so tha--
P: NO! I dun wanna be placed on hold! I waited for 40 minutes to get aho--
M: -with a 'listen kid, don't be snarky with me tone of voice- well, sir, I will NEED to place you on hold to contact my supervisor. Is that alright?
P......
M: Thank you.
You sir, Mr. Pirateman of Doom, have made my day. My irritation has gone out the window and I can't help but giggle in childish demeanor whilst whimpering out 'SHOVE IT UP YOUR KABOOZE!' in mid-wheeze.
Thank you.
Now stop being a deadbeat and pay up.
M: me
P: pirate dood
M: I would need to let you know at this point in time that I cannot assist you further due to a financial flag on your account. You will nee---
P: ARGH! What do you mean I owe money? I paid over 2k on this damned thing and you're telling me I owe y'all money?! This is ridulous! This is dumb! THIS IS!! --sound of pounding on a table- ARGH!
M: Sir...
P: Y'all are crooks! Robbers! What the hell do you all do there anyway? Pull random fees out y'all's mid-staff? HUH!? ARGH! YOU need to take this off right now. What the damned hell is this flag for? What do you mean past due. I 'ready payed them fer it!
M: I cannot tell, sir, but I can tell you that it can be a simple fix. I've had situations where an owner has payed and is up to date but the flag was not removed in error.. you need to contact cons---
P: I DARN TOLD YOU I DON'T OWE YOU ANY MONEY!! what's this for? 8 bucks? 2 bucks? What the damned hell for? -more tossing stuff in the background.-
M: sir, could you please calm down? I, personally, don't know what the issue and I am trying to hel--
P Y'ALL CAN TAKE THIS DAMNED TIME SHARE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR.... KABOOZE!!! I want to speak to a supervisor!
M: -snorts-
P: what was that, huh?!
M: I'm sorry, -cough- I'm trying to fight off a cold. Would you mind being placed on hold so tha--
P: NO! I dun wanna be placed on hold! I waited for 40 minutes to get aho--
M: -with a 'listen kid, don't be snarky with me tone of voice- well, sir, I will NEED to place you on hold to contact my supervisor. Is that alright?
P......
M: Thank you.
You sir, Mr. Pirateman of Doom, have made my day. My irritation has gone out the window and I can't help but giggle in childish demeanor whilst whimpering out 'SHOVE IT UP YOUR KABOOZE!' in mid-wheeze.
Thank you.
Now stop being a deadbeat and pay up.