SHIT! ON! MY! FLOOR! (language)

[Lady Heather]

Warning this is a RANT! About the MOST DISCUSTING THING EVER to happen in my intire work experiance!

Someone put shit on my floor.
I'm not talking about a leaky diaper, or some old person lost control of their bladder.
Someone had to bring shit into the store. Then place the shit around the store, and smear it. They placed the shit in five places through out the store. And then they smeared it. So instead of a pile of shit to clean up, I get to clean up a shit smear over 4 feet long.
Five of them.
Through out the store.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
How do you even plan that.
Was it a team effort?
#1 this is #2: I have the shit. We rondavous at Store XXX at 1900 hours for operation CRAPPER.
#1 here don't forget your manuvers. It's drop and then smear. I repeat: drop, then smear.
# 2 to operative Flusher: are you ready to assist with the escape?
I am still in shock. Why would you do that. How is that even funny? And un-sanitary, thank the Gods for Lysol. What could have pissed someone off so bad that they thought shit ON THE FLOOR was an apropriate response?

[PepperElf]

eeeek.

You've been attacked by the Mad Shitter!!

(or at least that's what we call him when he attacks where I work... and... yeah he hasn't been around recently, but he's been there. once he even left notices - in the head boss' suggestion box - of where he'd strike next)

[Toujin]

Does your store have security cameras? Either that, or you should call the cops.

[justZu]

eeeek.

You've been attacked by the Mad Shitter!!

You've got one of those, too? This was a problem at my husband's work a while back. This person left piles everywhere including the elevators and once right in the middle of a conference table.

[Mike Taylor]

I don't know which is worse, finding shit smeared everywhere or finding burning piles of merchandise.

[TryNotToBeThatOne]

The word 'biohazard' keeps echoing through my head. Blech! Please be careful.

[d962831]

wow, reminds me of the time at work where to be honest I think someone lost control, but still, how do you get it on the walls and behind the toilet. BLEGH! I guess I'm lucky I only have to deal with the person that grabs a bag a graps and throws them down and steps on them as they walk around the store.

[Ringtail Z28]

It's pretty amazing how common this seems to be these days.

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Call Homeland Security! Its bio terrorism and a dirty bomb in one!

And LadyHeather you a gold star, or karma points (your choice) for cleaning that up. I would offer a cookie, but I'm sure you don't want to eat anything after that one.

Hope someone catches the "Little Stinker".

[powerboy]

I have just one word to say

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Now pass along some

[Bagboy]

You've been attacked by the Uni-crapper!

[smileyeagle1021]

ugh, this reminds me of the last time I was playing craps... there was this guy who didn't want to lose his bet by losing the table so he just stood there and crapped himself...
needless to say he was removed by security... and he lost his bet anyway (stupid 7s)

[Lady Heather]

Thank you for the sypathy. The fact that this seems to happen everywhere is almost depressing, and (resisting the urge to make a "it's going to crap" joke)

[Becks]

What kind of sick do you have to be to do such a thing?