this one is surreal... it makes my head hurt...
sigh.....
ok...
Woman calls for an exercise equipment.
ok now just so you know i actually like this product but women are stupid *edit for my meaning* aka the majority of my customers, and cant understand a trial or an advertisement sometimes.(trust the hatred for women is still festering...)
any back to the story
The woman is ordering online (aka, eliminating human illuminatingly, and basically saying if ai screw up im still going to blame you.) and she is having problem with the website and wants to ask a question. oh and no zip code. Ok i can help alittle
Her problem?
Her- Yeah im on the website and you can cpay in full or do the trail an pay of the remaining balance after your trail fee in 4 payments
me- yes...
her- and when i go to the next screen when i do the priority shipping it says i have 5 payments!
Me- ok... and?
Her- Why is it wrong?
Me- im sorry?
her- Why does it say i have one payment then four and then tell me i have 5
Me- cause you... have 5....?
Her- But it said i have 1 then 4!!
Me- yeah.. so you have 5 payments
Her- well that isnt clear
Me-it isnt clear to say that 1 then 4 is 5?
Her-Yes!!!
now this goes on for another 2 minutes of me trying to explain it over,,, and over ... and over... and over again as politly as possible.
Until...
Her- I dont know why it has to be so confusing!!!! Why can you make it easier to understand!!!
Me- *snap* because, ma'am most people understand that 1 plus 4 equals 5.
Her-..... thanks.. bye
brain pain...
oh and for those of you at home you love to here these storys, you guessed. i feel again!!!!! I steppe don a hanger, stepped back to catch myself stepped on bag, feel forward, hit the counter, knocking over a box, causing it land on my foot, with me rib cage, slammed my knee in to the side of the counter drove my elbow in to a plastic cup soaking my self in flat doctor pepper then slammed the elbow in the counter and bang my shoulder against the corner.
im bruised.
sigh.....
ok...
Woman calls for an exercise equipment.
ok now just so you know i actually like this product but women are stupid *edit for my meaning* aka the majority of my customers, and cant understand a trial or an advertisement sometimes.(trust the hatred for women is still festering...)
any back to the story
The woman is ordering online (aka, eliminating human illuminatingly, and basically saying if ai screw up im still going to blame you.) and she is having problem with the website and wants to ask a question. oh and no zip code. Ok i can help alittle
Her problem?
Her- Yeah im on the website and you can cpay in full or do the trail an pay of the remaining balance after your trail fee in 4 payments
me- yes...
her- and when i go to the next screen when i do the priority shipping it says i have 5 payments!
Me- ok... and?
Her- Why is it wrong?
Me- im sorry?
her- Why does it say i have one payment then four and then tell me i have 5
Me- cause you... have 5....?
Her- But it said i have 1 then 4!!
Me- yeah.. so you have 5 payments
Her- well that isnt clear
Me-it isnt clear to say that 1 then 4 is 5?
Her-Yes!!!
now this goes on for another 2 minutes of me trying to explain it over,,, and over ... and over... and over again as politly as possible.
Until...
Her- I dont know why it has to be so confusing!!!! Why can you make it easier to understand!!!
Me- *snap* because, ma'am most people understand that 1 plus 4 equals 5.
Her-..... thanks.. bye
brain pain...
oh and for those of you at home you love to here these storys, you guessed. i feel again!!!!! I steppe don a hanger, stepped back to catch myself stepped on bag, feel forward, hit the counter, knocking over a box, causing it land on my foot, with me rib cage, slammed my knee in to the side of the counter drove my elbow in to a plastic cup soaking my self in flat doctor pepper then slammed the elbow in the counter and bang my shoulder against the corner.
im bruised.
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