One, Two

[Boozy]

As for knife lady, if you're a professional chef why are you shopping for knives in the grocery store?

Beat me to it.

I know two chefs. They both have fully insured sets of knives imported from Germany. I don't even want to know what they would have cost.

[Becks]

A man asks me for a discount on a pack of pencils because, apparantly, the pencils were not lined up straightly side by side. No, he did not get the discount.

More proof, as if we needed it, that people will ask for a discount for ANY reason.

And I'm deeply relieved that he didn't get the discount.

[Geek King]

And how do you not seem to know much about knives that should be common knowledge? (ie - cutting bone.. Maybe a cleaver.. but not a knife)

Even then, cutting bone is usually done with a saw. Sectioning whole cuts of meat is usually done at the joints for anything bigger than fish, unless it is done by a butcher.

[RebeccaOTool]

I'd take the shoe-lady over the other SC's any day. Epecially Treasure-man. -_-

[ArcticChicken]

And I've just begun
Here's the politician so oily
it's served on a doily
Not one?

Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!

[nicegirl]

i didn't know that this rhyme went any further than the good fat hen part.