I May Look Funny But You'll Always Be An Arse

[tropicsgoddess]

I applaud you for your self control over that asshole and his out of line remarks. If it was me I would've kicked his ass to the moon for that without thinking twice. Sometimes I just don't understand how some people can be so insensitive.

[Bagga]

We often seem to wish we were quick-witted enough to come up with a smart response.

But I have found that in far too many situations "Fuck off, idiot" works a treat.

[Der Cute]

Chained - you have my respect. I probably would have thrown the money at him and said GET THE F*** OUT OF THE STORE YOU BELLEND!!

I've been wearing glasses since I was in 3rd grade. And boy are they bottle bottoms....I get the COMPACTED PLASTIC and it's still 1/4 inch thick some places.

"I can fix my eyes, don't think doctors can fix your stupidity."

Cutenoob

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Oh yes, because blindness is so hilarious. Stupid asshole.

Hey, so is castration! *kick in the dingalings*

I've punched my boss's boss's boss, I've nearly bitten customers, I hit a customer with his own foam sword, I'm STILL employed, I'm this close to kicking people in the jingle-jangles.

He so deserves it too!

[Amethyst Hunter]

Wow, that guy's overdue for an asswhupping...!

I've been wearing glasses since I was in 3rd grade. And boy are they bottle bottoms....I get the COMPACTED PLASTIC and it's still 1/4 inch thick some places.

Same here. Without my glasses, I would literally have to get nose-to-nose, *right in your face* in order to be able to see you clearly enough.