Is there a theme here?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Or better yet, today's thievery brought to you by the letters s-e-x . . .

While straightening the shelves on the main HBA aisle so I could order today, I found the following packages opened (product gone of course.)

1 bottle of K-Y warming liquid

1 12 pack of condoms

1 bottle of female arousal liquid

and an empty box of Aleve tablets

For some reason I found this quite hilarious . . . but then again, maybe we should be glad that someone, somewhere is getting some.

[MinimaMagistra]

Painkillers obviously to prevent the headache excuse from nixing this big event.

[drunkenwildmage]

I figured it was either that, or the headache that is a result of hitting up againt the headboard.

Now all you need is a bottle of Gatorade, and possible a can of WD40( for a squeaky bed) and they should be all set.

[XCashier]

At least he's using condoms, and not spreading his stupidity to the next generation...

[Gurndigarn]

At least he's using condoms, and not spreading his stupidity to the next generation...

Unless he's too stupid to use them properly.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I could send 'em my bottle of Gatorade but I just finished it. Oh well...

[bigjimaz]

At least he's using condoms, and not spreading his stupidity to the next generation...

Why can I see weird-shaped pointy balloons in the corners of the bedroom and around the mirror.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

At least he's using condoms, and not spreading his stupidity to the next generation...

Sadly, condoms do sometimes break.

[Igorina]

Just so long as they're not getting some in your store...

[Becks]

Painkillers obviously to prevent the headache excuse from nixing this big event.

In some cases, sex cures headaches.

Uh...not that I'd know or anything.

[Saydrah]

Did you check the bathrooms?

[Boozy]

I guess if you need the 12 pack of condoms, a bottle of Aleve is not such a bad idea.