Wherein I cast a spell...

[Gerrinson]

Thanks for brightening up my extra day in the office, your posts always make for a great mental break from the grind. And on Saturday, there's no one else in the office to hear me

Keep up the great posts, GK.

[Sableonblonde]

I’m not sure if she was attempting to command me or trying to impart some sort of vital ancient prophecy that would have resulted in me undertaking an epic quest.

I'm not exactly sure why, but I spent probably ten minutes laughing my ass off over that, and every time I re-read it I crack up all over again. I really needed that!

[gunsage]

Me: "Do have an email address?"
SC: “Do you need my computer Internet number?”

Oh God. I hate it when they do that. Of course, I hate it because I'm not asking them what they're e-mail address is, but their MAC address. Most of the time they respond with "Ya mean mah street addreyess?" Fortunately, I don't have to ask them that very often...but I do have to ask them what their IP address is every so often...yes, the results are typically the same.

[Soulstealer]

Me: "and your last name?"
SC: "Asistioso"

WINGARDIUM ASSISTIOSO!

Don't you mean Wingardium leviosa?

[crazylegs]

Thank you Gravekeeper for making me laugh so much I ended up hyperventilating. Thank you for yet another ab crunching post!

[Record Store Tough Guy]

If You Don't Move They Can't See You

Once inside it promptly shuffled up to me, stared up and muttered something in tongues. I have no idea what language it was, but if I had to crack a guess I’d say Orc.

Did it sound like she was saying "Mokrab," "Zug zug" or "lok'tar?"

[Igorina]

..... stumbled towards the back of the store to struggle valiantly against the beverage coolers while the 7/11 employees slowly closed in from behind for the kill.

See, this last part has me picturing the 7-11 employees as some form of velociraptor stalking an unsuspecting/drunken diplodacus.

[Sliceanddice]

hey im dsylexic and have some weird problem with typing, he rarely misspells which is why it surprised me, that and my mind works really different from the rest of you.

[Becks]

Me: “He’ll be in the office after 8am pacific.”
SC: “and what time is it now?”
Me: “6:45am.”
SC: “So in……5 hours?

….yes, that’s right. In 5 hours. Sure, whatever. I’m tired and you seem so proud of your answer anyway. I don’t want to burst your little happy bubble. By all means call back in 5 hours.

Would the 5 hours happen to be after your shift, by chance?




Oh, and I was NOT the leprechaun that GK saw.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I naively assumed your post would be the funniest thing I read this morning before work until, of the thousands of members here, Sliceanddice caught a typo.

ahhhh..... irony, thy blossom is fragrant......

hehe, glad I wasn't the only one to catch that...

We love you, Slice


And more annoying than a Furby? Wow. I'm sorry.

[Sliceanddice]

i wonder if they are evil as a furby?
i only think i caught it cause my mind stopped me sad somethng is wrong you idiot, read it right, i read it again samething happen, read it again repeat, then have it click, wait that aint right....

[Soria]

Now if only you had access to a lightsaber...

GK with a lightsaber.... well there would be ALOT less stupid people.

[slavetotheman]

“It’s xxxx Roseberry Road ... With one R.”

Rosebery? Rosebury?