Why....HOW?! (Slightly gross ~.~)

[Bugg]

oh man, was the bed on?? I'm sure cooked poop would top the nasty list

[Bugg]

with our store being across the road from a HUGE mental hospital, I could understand if it had been one of the touring groups that come in (which for some reason all love to say hi and start conversations with me)..honestly, it would be gross but not upset about it, but these shitters..I don't know, just some prime examples of humanity I guess

[Kyree]

That's just gross, how can people do that? I mean, most stores have restrooms, and even if they didn't, they could probably point you to the nearest store that does have one (like we do). I'm glad we haven't had to deal with any situation like that (knock on wood!), I mean I've had my share of drunk, stinky, sweaty, very large, holey clothing, drooly customers before, but never one who couldn't hold themselves.

Although I have seen some strange and curious puddles on the floor.

I think I forgot to add one thing in my story....that chicken heater? 10.../maybe/ 15 feet from the public restrooms....

[tintaglia]

unfortunatly i think i can top this.

while working in burger king (about 10 tears ago now) i was checking the customer areas, cleaning tables,ect. when i thought it was time to check the loos. first stop, the disabled toilet and oh...my...god! the four walls were covered in diarrheoa! the tiolet (not just the seat)was covered and the floor.
when i told the manager, they said they could get someone to cover my station while (you guessed it) i cleaned it up.

[Erin]

"the van is contaminate! The van is contaminate! Stay back away from the van!" Two of our lazier service agents got fired after that little incident, since they had signed off on it without searching for the source of the stink. So I guess a SC family, and a couple of sucky employees!

My sister borrowed my dad's old Toyota 4Runner once when she and her husband were visiting us. We live in Omaha, and b-in-law's grandmother lives in South Dakota. So, they borrowed my dad's car to drive up and visit his grandma. The 4Runner was clean when they left...they brought it back 4 days later totally trashed. At least 4 diapers on the floor in the backseat, one in the cargo area, and one underneath the front passenger seat. Plus there was spilled pop (soda) all over the dashboard and cracker crumbs everywhere. The scent of baby poo and urine was kind of overwhelming (it was late July and it gets seriously hot here)

She never once apologized or offered to clean up after herself. I thought my dad should have charged her to rent the car, or at the very least to pay for a thourough detailing of the car.

My sister is the ultimate sucky customer. (and sucky relative) She basically did the same thing when she rented an apartment during her college years. My dad and a friend arrived to help her move out, and the apartment was trashed and she'd made no effort to pack up her stuff. My dad's friend gave her an earful (it was his truck they were using to move her) She expected my dad and his friend to clean her apartment for her while they were moving her so she wouldnt lose the deposit. I'm pretty sure she didnt get her deposit back.

[friendofjimmyk]

This is just too gross! I would definitely review the security camera and if in the case of the person still being in the store, I would risk losing my job over going and giving them a piece of my mind - letting them know they were on camera and that I saw what they did and making everyone in the store aware of it! I wouldn't care if I lost my job.

[Amalthea]

Had someone leave a smelly mess over in our magazine area awhile back. Have no idea how long it was there cuz no one noticed it until one of my co-workers went over to put some magazines away. And there's all these customers over there, having moved to the far side of the magazine area, kind of glancing at the poo as it's gathering flies. Hello, people! We're not all-knowing! We don't have poo sensors that go off when someone craps in the store. If there's poo on the floor, maybe let an employee know, and don't just give it sideways glances like it'll disappear any second now. Sheesh!

[Jester]

My sister is the ultimate sucky customer. (and sucky relative)

I'll put my sister up against your sister any day! (See my thread about my sister being an SC.....)

[ArenaBoy]

Last summer, some drunk took a "relief" in our booth where we exchange vouchers at the Party Venue. Right in front of us, of all things and man was my supervisor ready to kill him. He did get punished I heard.

[kerrisan]

This reminds me of a story a friend's friend told me:

They went to a party one night and some guy (who had had quite alot of beer to drink) took a poo on the carpet and put a couch cushion over it.

*The funny part of the story is that the hosts called the guy after he had left and the poo-er told them the dog did it. Two hours later they called him back and said "dude, we don't have a dog!"*

Now, the guy in my story was very very drunk. The person in your story is just very very stupid/inconsiderate/mentally-deficient.

[Blinky]

When I was working at Fazloi's one of my co-workers decided it would be funny to play a joke on his last day there. I wasn't there to witness it, thank god, but I heard that before he left he relieved himself on the floor of the mens restroom. He also had the presence of mind to stick a small flag in the top of it. I do admit I got a small chuckle out of that little detail but I felt sorry for the girl that had to close that night. I mainly just shook my head in disbelief. That's just nasty.

[dispatch]

in the average week there was poo on the floor of at least 2 cabins that we heard about that people just left for us to take care of, you just don't want to work in housekeeping on a cruise line, people are pigs

[starla671]

That is disgusting!!

[staticradio]

I used to work in the Pet & Garden dept. I was the first one in every morning and would have to clean the critter cages, feed the fish, etc. One morning, after being there about 10-15 minutes and noticing a bad odor, I decided to investigate.

I started walking the dept to try and find out where that odor was coming from. After passing a few aisles I found it. There, right smack-dab in the middle of the weed whacker aisle, was a pile of shit. Carts had run through it leaving 'wheel trails' of shit going in all directions down that aisle and around the corners.

I love retail.

that's why I'm convinced people will literally wallow in their own waste (be it paper bags, waste, human fecus, et al.) when in stores. people are too oblivious to notice (care, et al.) about anything anymore, and this just cemented my idealogy on some (if not most) people's blatent laziness in public store settings.

but then, some people think the place I work at (grocery store) is PetSmart, and carry their toy dog or small cat with them. I had to report someone who brought in a small cat not to long ago (and I like cats, just keep them at a climate-controlled home) to one of my superiors.

it would be nice to make this annoucement on the loudspeakers, tho (and the head CSM agreed...be it, while in transition of finding new employment ):

"attention all (insert store name here) customers. please be kind and refrain from littering up our store with your personal garbage. please, by all means, find the closest trash bin and dispense of your garbage...please do not litter the isles, registers, commons area, et al. as our associates are not your personal slaves. and, as always, thanks for your patronage!"

I have one for screaming children, but it's too morbid ...

[Primer]

I have one for screaming children, but it's too morbid ...

Please do share!!

Up until about 5 years ago I lived in a fairly large metropolitan area. I never saw any animals, except bona fide service animals, anywhere except Petsmart or Petco.

Now that I'm in a "small" town, they are everywhere--Home Depot and HEB (grocery store) included!

My "kids" stay at home in the air conditioning where they will be safe, and only I have to worry if they poop in the wrong place!