You Can Lead an SC to Knowledge...

[Dips]

...but you can't make them think.

This is a conversation between Mr. Dips and one of his coin shop co-workers, who was on the phone with an SC...

CW: Hey, Mr. Dips, did you pack the order for [customer name]?

Mr. Dips: Yes.

CW: She has a complaint about it.

Mr. Dips: Uh oh. What's wrong?

CW: She says she can't see her roll of quarters.

Mr. Dips: What do you mean?

CW: [put phone on mute as she began to giggle] Um...You wrapped them in brown paper packing material and she can't see her coins through it?

Mr. Dips: :eyeroll:

CW: [recovering enough to speak clearly] If you take the paper off, you'll be able to see your coins...no problem...have a nice day...goodbye.

<click>

[to Mr. Dips] She's happy!

[Boozy]

I got a new cell phone today, and was having a bitch of a time with it. So I called the company, and they told me to take it out of the box.

Who knew?

[XCashier]

Mr. Dips: Uh oh. What's wrong?

CW: She says she can't see her roll of quarters.

Mr. Dips: What do you mean?

CW: [put phone on mute as she began to giggle] Um...You wrapped them in brown paper packing material and she can't see her coins through it?

Mr. Dips: :eyeroll:

CW: [recovering enough to speak clearly] If you take the paper off, you'll be able to see your coins...no problem...have a nice day...goodbye.

Ow. Just got an instant headache reading that.

My last vestige of hope for the human species has just died a horrific death.

[Cyanocobalamin]

Ayii ! I don't think I can read any more posts until my brain reboots!!

[Dark-Star]

Great title

That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad...that level of idiocy WILL come back to bite you more than once.

[It shouldn't]

She must be the wife of...........

DC: I just installed the deadbolt I bought from you and now the door won't close.
Me: Say again
DC: I just installed the deadbolt just like the instructions said and now.....
Me: Ohhkaay...... Do you have the keys?
DC: Yes.
Me: Stick them in the keyhole and turn them until you see the bolt retract. Does it close now?
DC: Oooohhh... I see!!