Proud of being an SC? [long-ish/language]

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That guy's penis must be so small, the two Japanese guys from that episode of South Park would be hung better than him.

I'd send him through the chipper too, but gas is expensive and he isn't worth it to me. On the other hand, round up the various corporate suits and managers who grovel to people like him and prove him correct by giving him better service than he deserves, and we have a deal.

[tropicsgoddess]

Guys like him that have the micro penis syndrome and get their jollies off by acting like huge dicks and treating people like crap can be treated or cured in several different ways: ,a nice hard kick in his miniature nether regions ,or a foot up his ass.

[dispatch]

I've said this before, but I feel it bears repeating here; Bullies like this who get their kicks in by by being abusive to people who will lose their jobs for defending themselves or fighting back are why I don't like people. I may be weird, but I beleive in at least being cordial with the staff and if there's a problem I'll quietly tell a manager. When it's all over, let the waiter know how you feel with the tip (everyone gets at least 10% or $1, whichever's higher).

[Lace Neil Singer]

I will say that he probably gets terrible service everywhere he goes cuz of his attitude; he probably can't work out why waitstaff seat him next to the toilets every time. -.-

[chainedbarista]

pagan says:

you're assuming that he even has one!

exactly what i was thinking; 'ken' has enough to make this guy green with eternal envy. i'm guessing lack of not just male memberage, but a great many other things, are factoring into this guy's particular behavioral problems.

[gunsage]

those people hes a bastard to? Need to join up and talk to us and you should gang together to ban his ass.

Remember that one scene in Fight Club? You know, where Pitt and a bunch of the underground FC-ers corner the dude in the stall and threaten to castrate him for "****ing with them?" Yeah...that should be a daily occurrence for SCs.