I would question this customer's ability to short circuit a firefly's ass!
DSC = Dipshit Customer
Me = PEBKAC support
DSC: Hello, I am calling to confirm that today is in fact my last day of service.
Me: Hang on, lemme check... (Checks computer, and expiry takes effect tomorrow)
Me: Yes, it is confirmed. Today is your last day of service.
DSC: Okay. So what time?
Me: Excuse me?
DSC: What time can I use this until?
Me (thinking): logic dictates that when today ceases to be today, that would be the time, so typically Midnight.
Me: You can use this until midnight tonight.
DSC: Ok, Thanks
Not a sucky customer, but I just cannot fathom how some people figure time is any different for a local ISP.
DSC = Dipshit Customer
Me = PEBKAC support
DSC: Hello, I am calling to confirm that today is in fact my last day of service.
Me: Hang on, lemme check... (Checks computer, and expiry takes effect tomorrow)
Me: Yes, it is confirmed. Today is your last day of service.
DSC: Okay. So what time?
Me: Excuse me?
DSC: What time can I use this until?
Me (thinking): logic dictates that when today ceases to be today, that would be the time, so typically Midnight.
Me: You can use this until midnight tonight.
DSC: Ok, Thanks
Not a sucky customer, but I just cannot fathom how some people figure time is any different for a local ISP.

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