Dear Miss Ignorant,
YES!! I'm 100% POSITIVE your car needs new brakes! You have no brake pads! Your rotors are deeply scored! They're so badly damaged they can't be turned! Your calipers are leaking everywhere they CAN! Yes! I know it's expensive! But wrecking your car because you're too cheap to get your brakes fixed will be MUCH MUCH more expensive!
Just because I'm young does NOT mean that I don't know what I'm talking about. There are 5 other techs downstairs that will tell you the SAME EXACT THING I just did. That patch on my shoulder, ya know, that blue one that says ASE on it. That means I'm ASE certified. Do you see underneath it where it lists 5 different things? Now look right in the middle. Do you see where it says BRAKES? YES! I'm ASE certified in BRAKES! I also have NATEF certification in BRAKES! That mean I have hands on training in, you guessed it, BRAKES! THAT MEANS I KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yes, you do have to sign the release of liability before I will give you your car back. I would rather be yelled at and threatened by you and your husband then be sued because I let you drive away with your car in the condition it's in. My boss will tell you the same exact thing! If you insist on driving your car home, but you will not sign the release of liability I will disable your vehicle so it cannot be driven. AT ALL! Until I as in ME and NO ONE ELSE fixes it.
And I swear on whatever personal deity you subscribe to that if you POKE ME AGAIN I will BREAK your finger, and ANY OTHERS that get in my way.
Have a nice day.
Signed, Your friendly local auto tech.
YES!! I'm 100% POSITIVE your car needs new brakes! You have no brake pads! Your rotors are deeply scored! They're so badly damaged they can't be turned! Your calipers are leaking everywhere they CAN! Yes! I know it's expensive! But wrecking your car because you're too cheap to get your brakes fixed will be MUCH MUCH more expensive!
Just because I'm young does NOT mean that I don't know what I'm talking about. There are 5 other techs downstairs that will tell you the SAME EXACT THING I just did. That patch on my shoulder, ya know, that blue one that says ASE on it. That means I'm ASE certified. Do you see underneath it where it lists 5 different things? Now look right in the middle. Do you see where it says BRAKES? YES! I'm ASE certified in BRAKES! I also have NATEF certification in BRAKES! That mean I have hands on training in, you guessed it, BRAKES! THAT MEANS I KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yes, you do have to sign the release of liability before I will give you your car back. I would rather be yelled at and threatened by you and your husband then be sued because I let you drive away with your car in the condition it's in. My boss will tell you the same exact thing! If you insist on driving your car home, but you will not sign the release of liability I will disable your vehicle so it cannot be driven. AT ALL! Until I as in ME and NO ONE ELSE fixes it.
And I swear on whatever personal deity you subscribe to that if you POKE ME AGAIN I will BREAK your finger, and ANY OTHERS that get in my way.
Have a nice day.
Signed, Your friendly local auto tech.
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