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  • #31
    Ahhh, yes, Illinois...the longest part of my drive to my parent's house. It is long and rather boring to drive through vertically.

    Though I do like the fabric stores in Chicago....Vogue Fabrics...*drool*

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    • #32
      Quoth Fawn View Post
      Anything in the US confuses me, but I have the right to be confused since I'm in Canada.
      Canada ..........America's Hat


      DON'T HIT ME!
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      • #33
        Quoth SportinGoods View Post
        Canada ..........America's Hat


        DON'T HIT ME!



        Nah, just a for you.

        This time...
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        • #34
          Quoth Meegz View Post
          I once got a phone call asking where DELAWARE was.

          I know we are a small state but come on..if you're gonna call from MARYLAND, please consult a map, a teacher, or a psychiatrist before me. Thank you.

          At a National high school thing in DC I asked one of the other students where Rhode Island was. He thought I was mocking how small the state is. I protested, 'No, I'm just really bad at geography.' However, while I'm from a fellow east coast state, mine was about 6 states away, if you go directly up the coastline. It's not like I was from Massachusetts & asking.
          I'm sorry, the person to whom you were speaking has been replaced by a recording. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep.

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          • #35
            Quoth SportinGoods View Post
            Canada ..........America's Hat
            Nah, more like the 'great parking lot to the North"
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #36
              Worst mistake we ever made was opening trade with you people. I think we'll just cut off our power and water shipments now HA! California will be held at our mercy! :laughs maniacally:
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              • #37
                I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
                I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

                "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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                • #38
                  Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                  I think we'll just cut off our power and water shipments now HA! California will be held at our mercy!
                  Since I don't live in California, and my power is produced locally....go ahead
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #39
                    Quoth protege View Post
                    Since I don't live in California, and my power is produced locally....go ahead
                    Ditto. You can have California. We only request that you release Kusanagi and family. After all he's been through, he doesn't deserve Canadians on top of it.
                    The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                    "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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                    • #40
                      SWEET! *annexs California* I hereby claim this land for Canada and rename it Greater Vancouver! And while I'm at it I'll just take Oregon and Washington. Just to make it easier to travel. Maybe I'll go for Alaska next. You guys didn't need that one, did you?
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                      • #41
                        Quoth Elandora View Post
                        Once my friend, who lives in West Virginia, was calling a credit card company to apply for her first credit card over the phone, at some point the phone operative mentioned she was in or from Florida. Anyway, they asked her which state she lived in so they could put it on the card application, when she said 'West Virgina', the person said 'That's not a state, and this residence does not exist in Virgina.'
                        (no offense to anyone from Florida)
                        I once watched a WVU football game where the ditsy sideline reporter kept reffering to both the state and the school as "Western Virginia".
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                        • #42
                          Quoth Geek King View Post
                          Back to looking for the Land of the Lost
                          I'm really surprised that no updated movie of that show has been made. And I just realized that I've dated myself!

                          Quoth Chrono180 View Post
                          Not to mention all the people who don't realize New Mexico is part of the US. They are like "I don't care how new Mexico is, we don't sell tickets outside of the US!"
                          Quoth weirdboy_1 View Post
                          "Now, let's take a look at Illinois". She then proceeds to pull up the info for Minnesota.
                          Well, they wouldn't have had a problem figuring out which one was us after Super Tuesday. The Democratic Party here just barely finished counting the votes Thursday (14 Feb)....more than a week after the caucus. Mainly because our "brilliant" Gov. Bill Richardson decided a couple of years ago that it would be oh-so-much-better if we got rid of our electronic voting machines and went back to paper ballots! Add that to the old Will Rogers saying about the Democrats....

                          Quoth Bliss View Post
                          I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
                          All I've ever been able to get from that one is that Bugs must have been going through the Big I.
                          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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